If top U.S. javelin thrower Breaux Greer does not qualify for the Beijing Olympics, he knows he can always turn to porn, he told ESPN the Magazine.
Greer is a specimen: 6’2″, 230 pounds, with broad shoulders and a sculpted chest that filters into a 33-inch waist. Beijing is six months away, but the native of Monroe, La., wants you to know that he has a plan in place if he fails to qualify at the trials in July. “I think I’ll do porn,” he says in a deep, gravelly, Cajun accent. “That’s something I know I do well.”
Kidding or not, Greer certainly has the look for porn, gay, straight or in between.
The javelin won’t make him rich, and probably not famous, either. But Greer loves how the sport gives him the freedom to express himself. The hair, the jokes, the swagger as he preps to throw—all tell you that he knows he’s good, and good-looking. In Scottsdale’s clubs, he sits back and waits for women to approach him. Invariably, they do.
On his MySpace page, among his likes, Greer lists “porn with your mom.” He also has designs on becoming an action star like Schwarzenegger or The Rock. He certainly is easy on the eyes. –Jim Buzinski
Hat tip to Finneye for this item.
on Mar 11th, 2008 at 9:35 PM
Thanks for the link. Yes Jim, very very easy. Has anyone checked the schedule for track and field on NBC this summer? I need to plan a vacation day from work if its during the day. Very very nice. Just what the sport needed.
on Mar 12th, 2008 at 5:20 AM
I only hope he can be the winner then. it can shows his talent in sport area. We LGBT on http://www.bimingle.com will support him. well. it can also prove we LGBT can also be good at sport.
on Mar 12th, 2008 at 1:25 PM
A native of Monroe, LA does not speak with a cajun accent. We speak southern with a bit of redneck or redneck with a bit of southern…depending on what area of the town you were raised. All Louisianians do not speak cajun.
None the less, I’ll proudly cheer him on at the Olympics.
on Mar 17th, 2008 at 2:22 PM
He sounds like a bit of a douchebag if you ask me… and I find it hard to believe that he turned down a baseball contract to be a javelin thrower lol… Confidence is great, being a dick is something else. Someone who craves attention is sort of pathetic… especially since he hasnt really achieved anything yet. He is the Deon Sanders of Javelin throwing… a lot of talent, yet too much of a conceited dope, and will probably never reach the stardom that others have.
And a 31 year old who has a myspace is sad enough, let alone one that feels the need to write his hobbies are porn with your mom… the brain of a 15 yo
on Mar 18th, 2008 at 4:43 PM
He sounds like a bit of a douchebag if you ask me… and I find it hard to believe that he turned down a baseball contract to be a javelin thrower lol… Confidence is great, being a dick is something else. Someone who craves attention is sort of pathetic… especially since he hasnt really achieved anything yet. He is the Deon Sanders of Javelin throwing… a lot of talent, yet too much of a conceited dope, and will probably never reach the stardom that others have.
And a 31 year old who has a myspace is sad enough, let alone one that feels the need to write his hobbies are porn with your mom… the brain of a 15 yo
MIKE MAZ
WOW sounds like you have a real idenity crises and a poor grasp on what an accomplishment is.
You state he has not accomplished anything. UMMM is an American Record not an accomplishment. Just because you wet your pants in gym class and got spit on by his type because you lost the game for them gives you no reason to hate.
Clean up your office chair and your computer screen and get back to your desk job while this kid travels the world, makes money and goes to the Olympic Games. Loot in the mirrior my friend.
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