Santonio Holmes, nekkid in the shower

Deadspin, an allegedly straight-run sports website, has a thing for linking to items about nude male jocks (we’re not complaining mind you, just sayin’). They unearthed what appears to be Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Santonio Holmes, in the shower minus anything but a LIVE STRONG bracelet. Follow this link and it will take you to the very not-safe-for-work photo of a naked Holmes revealing why he wears the No. 10. –Jim Buzinski

Feb. 1, 2009 update: Holmes might look good naked, but he’s also pretty good on the field. He caught the winning touchdown pass in Super Bowl XLIII and was named the game’s MVP.

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23 Comments on “Santonio Holmes, nekkid in the shower”

  1. #1 The Pope Gives Me Guilt
    on Apr 22nd, 2008 at 10:08 AM

    How am I supposed to be able to go to work today and focus? Not cool guys. Definitely not cool.

  2. #2 Krishnan
    on Feb 2nd, 2009 at 11:00 AM

    Santonio is HOT. But did you watch Larry Fitzgerald run his touchdown in the Super Bowl and see his thingee bouncing around? Thank goodness for loose jocks! :grin:

  3. #3 kellygirl
    on Feb 2nd, 2009 at 10:52 PM

    christ what a beautiful man. i am in love….. :lol: ..

  4. #4 JASON
    on Feb 5th, 2009 at 12:08 PM

    I WILL LOVE TO MAKE HIM FEEL GOOD ANYTIME . I THINK HE A NICE LOOKING GUY , ASK HIM CAN I MAKE HIM FEEL GOOD JASON

  5. #5 sean s.
    on Feb 6th, 2009 at 10:32 AM

    I am white and ”8 when ready to go….how does this impress me?

  6. #6 william
    on Feb 11th, 2009 at 5:09 PM

    what,s the noise about SANTONIO in the raw.JOHN DAVIDSON,BURT REYNOLDS,FRED WILLIAMSON,JIM BROWN did it in PLAYGIRL.various actors did it on screen.go to ROME,and see the SISTINE CHAPEL,or the statue of DAVID.or other works of fine art.there is nudity through out history.no big deal.believe me if i was 30 years younger and my body was tight i would pose for a centerfold myself.it was given to us by GOD.enjoy while we can,before time and gravity takes its toll.

  7. #7 Greg
    on Feb 11th, 2009 at 10:35 PM

    Fucking horse cock. Damn i would love it.

  8. #8 Shaol
    on Feb 19th, 2009 at 4:03 PM

    Wow, big penis!

  9. #9 TruckerBob
    on Feb 23rd, 2009 at 3:14 AM

    Wow..shocking, another black guy with a big cock

  10. #10 ossurworld
    on Feb 23rd, 2009 at 10:41 AM

    He looks better now that his hair is shorter than his penis.

  11. #11 Ray
    on Feb 26th, 2009 at 2:17 PM

    anything on who took the pic?

  12. #12 CLEVELAND - G
    on Mar 1st, 2009 at 5:34 PM

    O.M.G. YES, YESS, YESSSSSSSSSSSSS ! I BELIEVE THAT IS HIM, BUT IF IT’S NOT, WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT !!! A-RUB A DUB DUB, TWO MEN IN A TUB.

  13. #13 Steelers_Chick
    on Mar 4th, 2009 at 11:45 PM

    Score another one for the black and gold! Suddenly feeling like a nice hot shower…

  14. #14 #1tone fan
    on May 8th, 2009 at 7:59 PM

    #1 Holmes fan :!:
    Loved the view made me love yoy even more :razz:

  15. #15 Ben R.
    on Aug 24th, 2009 at 5:47 PM

    I totally can’t wait for the first road trip of the season so i can have Santonio fix my cable if you know what i mean.

  16. #16 jucy momma
    on Feb 15th, 2010 at 9:44 PM

    he looks good I would love to ride on that big old black cock man it must taste really really good :shock: :grin:

  17. #17 cock boy
    on May 9th, 2010 at 10:54 AM

    omg jucy….i agree….i would luv to have holmes in me……i would not take my mouth off it

  18. #18 Karen
    on May 11th, 2010 at 6:42 PM

    Personally black men with long hair revolt me. Just a personal thing.

  19. #19 Bryan Viggiano
    on Jun 12th, 2010 at 11:32 PM

    I must say that his girth is rather impressive but I think that Greg Oden has him beat in terms of length although he does look like he is at half mast.

  20. #20 DannyEastVillage
    on Sep 2nd, 2010 at 5:27 PM

    good god folks, don’t you know ANYTHING about penises? He’s not even HEAR half-mast. And you really can’t tell anything about what it would be like at full-mast.

    And I personally love black men with long hair. I’ve had more than one mad-hot encounter with a hot muscular batty-boy (or, rather, batty-man) from Jamaica with dreads down his back.

    Having said all that, THIS MAN IS GORGEOUS.

  21. #21 zach
    on Dec 22nd, 2010 at 1:55 PM

    you are hot

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  23. #23 Nick lylen
    on Nov 24th, 2011 at 12:57 PM

    Were r u guys seein this

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