Nothing like a little jock sex talk to liven up a Friday. Today, we have Michael Phelps ogling Vegas strippers and Lance Armstrong talking about his sexual prowess.
Radar has this tidbit of Michael Phelps at a Vegas strip club:
Radar Staff Writer Neel Shah spent the evening in Las Vegas and was kind enough to send along these fine photos of Olympic hero Michael Phelps “massively skeeving on girls at the Playboy Club” in that city’s Palms Casino. Neel notes that the Olympian was accompanied by an entourage of striped-shirted schmucks, one of whose sole duties appeared to be pointing a flashlight at anyone attempting to photograph the swimmer during his efforts to obtain a gold medal in ass-grabbing. (”It was unreal,” says Neel. “Within moments of entering the club he summoned two girls over… I’ve never seen such an aggressive grip.”)
Comment: Phelps is 23, single, filthy rich and just won eight gold medals, so I guess he was just out having some fun. Wonder if he out-touched the Slovenian swimmer to grab the stripper?
From Huffington Post via Deadspin is this nugget from a Portfolio profile on Lance Amstrong:
Sex is something he enjoys, because he didn’t get much of it on the [cycling] Tour. “I had sex if I had the energy. I wasn’t one of those guys who believed in the myths about the guy losing his chi,” says Armstrong. “But the fact is that if you are riding your bike five, six, seven hours a day, you are not a sex champion. You’re just not. You have fatigue, low testosterone, and a lower libido.” He grins. “But you know, I never got any complaints.”
A painting hangs over a stainless-steel bathtub in his bathroom. “Girls love that tub,” he says, “They’re always splashing around in it, and I’ve gotta be like, ‘Hey, quit splashing the art!”
Comment: Not sexy; I’ll take Phelps any day.
on Sep 5th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
Good for Phelps! Can’t think of a better way to follow up a performance like he had than grabbing some ass! Hope he had a great time.
on Sep 6th, 2008 at 12:27 am
wonder if this was just a ploy to quash those gay rumors
on Sep 6th, 2008 at 9:23 am
We had a phrase for horny straight guys at strip clubs - take out
on Dec 9th, 2008 at 8:39 am
The above post is actually quite fun if you read it with Christopher Walken’s voice in your head.
on Dec 9th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Ol’ Lance is a uni baller and said in an interview a couple years ago that he has chronically low testosterone. One would think he’s using the gel or patch to treat that. Low testosterone affects libido and getting decent wood. Plus riding the old bike seats w/o the channel in the middle would crush the blood vessels running thru your taint that feed blood to the Johnson. I have seen pro riders quoted saying that all those years riding have left them limp as a noodle.