Washington Redskins tight end Chris Cooley is sorry that anyone saw his penis on his blog (background here). On his blog, under the headline “We’re Dumb,” Cooley wrote this:
All apologies from the website. We are very sorry that we showed a penis on our website all day yesterday. That was by no means our intention and we did not want to offend anyone. The picture wouldn’t have been up for so long, but we were in the middle of winning a big game. Once again, this was a complete accident and we regret not reviewing the post more closely. Thanks.
On a local radio station, Cooley had this great line when asked about the photo: “I can’t confirm or deny that was my penis, but I can say … how does that even happen?”
I love that Cooley wrote “showed a penis,” not “showed my penis.” This is one of the more amusing Internet tales in a while.
on Sep 15th, 2008 at 7:09 PM
What’s up with the plural pronouns? How many of you are in there, Sybil? I suppose the only proper response from Cooley would be that “we are not amused by all this attention.”
on Sep 17th, 2008 at 3:40 PM
“We” refers to the team of people who help him manage his blog, including his brother and sports management team.
Not the mention the entire Redkins organization, I’m sure.
Now what would have been funny if he had said, “Chris Cooley is very sorry that Chris Cooley showed a penis on Chris Cooley’s website all day yesterday. That was by no means Chris Cooley’s intention and Chris Cooley did not want to offend anyone.”
on Sep 18th, 2008 at 9:10 PM
We here in Washington, D.C. LOVE all parts of Chris Coooooooley!
on May 17th, 2009 at 10:46 PM
Whoever saw his penis, you all are very damn lucky! I suppose his penis is a cut, eh? How big is it? Enough of this for now.
on Oct 31st, 2009 at 12:37 PM
The whole world saw a penis!
Aw shucks, it’s just a miserly, fleshy pendant….Getalife!