Dan is a true-blue Detroit Lions fan, so much so that he has a tattoo on his chest that reads “0-16 2008.” Fortunately, Dan is pretty hot and has a chest worthy of an A&F model, so we approve (the unveiling happens at the 30-second mark).
Hat tip to Pro Football Talk.
on Jan 8th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
“I’m still on the bandwagon even though it’s more of a tricycle now.” Love it!
on Jan 8th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
That was his wife, not his mother?
on Jan 8th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
Great chest.
on Jan 8th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Nips of winter in the midwest are always so perky!
And I think his wife looked amazing after two kids and being the soul provider!
on Jan 9th, 2009 at 1:33 am
why do women that look like that get men that look like him????
on Jan 9th, 2009 at 6:17 am
Tell me about it, Theo. I lived in Oceanside, CA, close to Camp Pendleton USMC base. I would go to the supermarket and be amazed by the number of drop-dead hot Marines saddled with women who were as wide as they were tall.
It’s amazing that those women weren’t perfectly square.
on Jan 9th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
What is wrong with you guys talking about his wife? Let whatever the hell you’re laying down next to every night pop out two babies and lets see how they look!
Jackasses!
on Jan 9th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
Oh Honey Black! I’ve been popping out love babies ever since I gave it up to my first Marine, and I remain fabulous! (Sorry, sweet person “Black” but I could not resist it no matter how hard I tried - and that was for an excruciating 2.3 seconds!)
on Jan 24th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Those female tub-o’-lards at the grocery store, we in the military call them “Commissary Queens”.