Note - This post is merely an excuse to have a picture of Randy Orton on the main page.
The 2009 Royal Rumble is in the books and the winner, punching a ticket to the Wrestlemania main event, is Grade-A stud Randy Orton. Storylines may intercede, but as it is right now, Randy will get to challenge the WWE champion of his choice (either Edge or John Cena) at Wrestlemania XXV in March.
Here he is celebrating his victory (thanks to SomethingAwful Forums):

Either way, since neither of the champs are slouches in the looks department, the real winners are as always, us, the fans.
on Jan 26th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
An Orton/Cena match might have me running to order Wrestlemania XXV. We just need to find a way to get Cena out of those unflattering jean shorts and into something a bit more…form-fitting.
on Jan 28th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
it’s a shame randy orton has ruined his beautiful body with all those prison-style tattoos…
on Jan 29th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Orton and Cena should wrestle. it’d be fun just to hear the smack talk, and maybe see a “Good Game” ass smack after the match, LOL!
And prison tats are always hot, especially sleves