Gay porn star Barrett Long told Howard Stern today that he has been hired for sex by a member of the Dallas Cowboys. Resident sports nut Artie Lange immediately piped in, throwing out names of Cowboys he thought might be the culprit, including Tony Romo and Michael Irvin. Why would a pro athlete hire Long? The gay-for-pay actor escort says there are 11 inches reasons. From HowardStern.com:
Barrett noted that he had a long client list, including a member of the Dallas Cowboys (which Artie loved). Howard thought Barrett must have “a ton of the New York Mets” on his list, but Barrett denied it.
I’m not quite sure where Artie got the names Romo and Irvin; Both seem heterosexual to the core, to me. Of course, there is one famous Cowboy I’m surprised Artie didn’t mention; Maybe he knew that would hit too close to home.
on Mar 16th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Artie is a hardcore Giants fan so he jokes that all Cowboys are gay. Since he’s a diehard Yankee fan, he makes the same joke about any and all Mets. He had a field day with the Art Shamsky and Roberto Alomar stories recently.
on Mar 16th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
What, no links to some of ol’ Barretts work?
I am too cheap to pay for porn so I have only seen him in clips. My impression is he’s a total top and I’m pretty confident a rookie wouldn’t take him on so there’s an experienced bottom on the Dallas team.
on Mar 17th, 2009 at 12:21 am
With all that bending over they do at the beginning of a play, Kev, I’m sure they’re using to bending over.
on Mar 17th, 2009 at 4:13 am
I must be getting old because after a quick google, I find Barrett Long nasty looking. Don’t see the appeal at all. He does kinda look like an uglier version of Romo so maybe he’s screwing Jason Witten or Jimmy Johnson?
on Mar 17th, 2009 at 4:17 am
This also makes me wonder how many professional gay athletes are being blackmailed. With all of the new technology, it would be so easy to make a hidden sex video. I wonder how many pro athletes are signing over their signing bonuses to escorts to keep them quiet.
on Mar 17th, 2009 at 6:01 am
The best part of the interview is that this guy, despite making over 100 gay porn films, claims he is 100% straight and only does gay for pay.
on Mar 17th, 2009 at 10:12 am
Has to be bi if he made 100+ movies. You have to like it a little bit to be that busy. Not surprised NFL players would use an escort, there is a degree of discreteness there. Also, Jimmy Johnson has not been associated with Dallas since 1993.
on Mar 17th, 2009 at 11:20 am
LOL. Sorry meant Jerry Jones. I figured since Romo has screwed him figuratively over the past 3 years, he might want to see what it feels like literally.
on Mar 17th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Speculation is fun. I am going to say its Witten.
on Mar 17th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Usually a john can expect and receive confidentiality from his escort but ol’ long dong goes on satelite radio and blabs about hustling up a Cowboy? Should cut into his business if he can’t keep his mouth shut or he’s fibbing to be sensational. Blackmail is likely alive and well when rich closeted or “straight” dudes w/a lot to loose pay for sex. W/a horse hung gay porn star no less
Doesn’t fly w/the general population although I don’t know why. Unique and valuable resources usually don’t come for free. Pun intended.
on Mar 18th, 2009 at 11:51 pm
You can find Barrett anywhere on the net. He has his own website with a “Masterpiece Theatre” theme and is in The Guy Next Door/I F*d My Brother’s Friend series. His rate is $400 an hour. From what I’ve heard, he’s brilliant in the sack and can be an aggressive or passive top depending on the situation. His penis is longer than an Orange Juice carton and about half as thick. If you have the money and are into large penises, he seems like a cool match. I think he is 100% straight. I’ve never seen him suck or eat butt; he just gets sucked and f*cks the living sh*t out of dudes in a very methodical, almost mechanical way. He’s the classic dude in high school with a donkey dick who wants everyone to look at him and now gets that validation (and grips of money) through sex work. It can get boring to watch after a while but that’s with any porn star.
Meanwhile, I don’t think the Cowboy is a player; too much money and press involved and B. Long is not willing to risk being killed by a hired gunman because some footballer is freaked by his commentary. He’s slamming an ACCOUNTANT FOR THE DALLAS COWBOYS. His name is Average Joe and he’s middle age/middle management who has no life. Just like us!
on Mar 19th, 2009 at 12:24 am
Masterpiece Theater? Now I know where I’ve seen him. I saw him on some blog a few months ago but didn’t make much of it. He’s been smoking more than just a pipe, I guess.