Stripper Theresa White has told News Of The World that swimmer Michael Phelps had his first threeway with her and another woman, and that the session lasted for hours. White says she met Phelps at a Baltimore strip club last November. While Phelps allegedly “was kind of mean and cocky to some of the girls,” he took to White and invited her and a couple other girls back to his apartment. And that’s when he lost his threeway virginity.
The sex lasted for about three hours. Michael should get another Olympic gold for marathon love-making!
White tells NOTW that she hasn’t been able to get hold of Phelps of late, and that she hears he’s sleeping with five or six different girls. So, this could all be a jilted lover sticking it to the world-famous object of her affection. But whatever it is, she doesn’t hold Phelps in very high regard:
Michael’s not the all-American boy the public thinks he is. I never saw him smoke marijuana but he was into booze-and chewing tobacco. When he’s been drinking that’s usually when he starts crying. He cries a lot. And he chews tobacco like a sailor. It’s disgusting. All over his house are plastic bottles that he spits it into.
Huh, with that description maybe he is the all-American boy.
Hat tip to Fark.
on May 11th, 2009 at 1:19 PM
Stop confusing LOVE and SEX! They DO go together but one should not replace the other in this context. SEX with a partner you do not LOVE is just SEX for the sake of SEX! It means more and is much better when there is a true LOVE connection. Get it right.
on May 11th, 2009 at 1:55 PM
So whats the problem w/a dip of chew and a double burbon? I’m sure the guy pays his housekeeper well to deal w/his spit cups.
The kid could/should be doing a lot better than balling strippers and probably is. Definately a jilted one nighter. It was a hit and run and she didnt get a chance to get her hooks in him.
on May 11th, 2009 at 2:01 PM
Blech. Tobacco chewing is some real nasty ish!!! He’s gonna catch something if he keeps it up. Sounds like a whore. We must remember that he is still pretty young. He’s one of the most celebrated athletes in the world, and while many people I talk to do not think he’s attractive in the least, he’s got poontang at his disposal. Hopefully he’s just wrapping it up cuz he doesn’t want to knock up some groupie ho.
on May 11th, 2009 at 2:26 PM
Other than that, good for him!
on May 11th, 2009 at 5:09 PM
I don’t have a problem with Miguel. What he does in his private life is his business. He just needs to keep swimming!
on May 11th, 2009 at 7:58 PM
ew.
Just ew.
on May 11th, 2009 at 10:16 PM
Good for him. Hes a slut, like all men.
on May 12th, 2009 at 10:27 AM
I hope MP likes Grizz and not that pussy Skoal!
on May 13th, 2009 at 4:36 PM
This one gets another big meh.
on May 13th, 2009 at 10:05 PM
“… chews tobacco like a sailor.”
Is that even a saying?
on May 14th, 2009 at 5:47 AM
Drinks, cries, drowns in meaningless sex……could the boy be working through other issues? I’m ready with the “I always thought so.”