Quick hits: Magic, Rockets, Phelps, Queers
May 15th, 2009
by Cyd Zeigler jr..
Both the Magic and the Rockets force Game 7s against the defending conference champs.
- Phelps finishes 2nd in his first race back, proof that marijuana does impede motor skills.
- University of North Dakota and NCAA cave to the demands of a minority of Native Americans and will change their mascot. Please oh PLEASE will some school make their mascot “the Fighting Queers.” In fact, I have their mascot right here (above).
- Chad Johnson and this Ochocinco nonsense has to be the most annoying NFL story of the last 12 months. Yes, beating even T.O. and Brett Favre.
- Another Aussie sex scandal, this time involving a soccer player and a 13-year-old girl. The soccer player has plead not guilty.
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Posted in: Athletes Behaving Badly, Mascots, NBA, NFL, Sex, Swimming.
Tagged: Australia · Chad Johnson · Houston Rockets · Michael Phelps · North Dakota · Orlando Magic
on May 16th, 2009 at 8:22 am
Sorry, nothing has been more annoying for me than Brett Favre. You don’t even hear about OchoCinco stuff as much as you hear about Diva Favre’s constant swine song drama.
on May 16th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
How does finishing second in his first race in months prove anything about the effects of marijuana?