Carson and Chad: I wish I knew how to quit you.
Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco (formerly Johnson) described his relationship with quarterback Carson Palmer thusly:
“I know people are trying to say we’re mad at each other and all that, but we’re good,” he told Bengals.com. “We’re like Brokeback Mountain. I’m going to be with Carson so much in July that I’m going to be the nanny [for his new twins]. I’m going to babysit. We were getting down to the details. If he and the wife go out, they have to be back by three. I asked for permission to have company over.”
It appears that Ochocinco is missing what “Brokeback Mountain” was about, or maybe not. Perhaps he (Jack) and Palmer (Ennis) have a torrid covert sexual relationship on the side, with Carson’s wife playing the Michelle Williams role.
Hat tip to Pro Football Talk.
on Jun 9th, 2009 at 3:19 PM
Could you imagine having Chad Johnson (sorry not feeding his ego by calling him by the otehr name) babysit your kids? Sounds like he’s planning a reality show.
on Jun 9th, 2009 at 8:23 PM
If I were Palmer I would just bang on that cute little bubblebutt before No. “Ochenta Y Cinco” figured out what he just said:
http://nbcsportsmedia4.msnbc.com/j/apmegasports/200710031725627421435-pf.widec.jpg
on Jun 9th, 2009 at 9:05 PM
I think he is cracking a joke. Again, we cry and shiver at sports homophobia but when guys are cool we say they are too dumb to know what they are talking about. We need to stop being victims.
on Jun 10th, 2009 at 6:44 PM
George, two years ago it was all ego. Now it’s his legal name. It’s time to accept it, man.
on Jun 10th, 2009 at 10:36 PM
godbless to them I hope it works out better than in BBMtn!
on Nov 18th, 2009 at 7:29 PM
I think Ochocinco knows exactly what brokeback mountain was about and intentionally brought it up and is not worried about the implication. Ive been rooting for the bengals since watching them on HBO’s hard knocks and will continue to do so
on Nov 19th, 2009 at 1:42 AM
Wow. Ochocinco has sex once a year!!!