In the early days of Outsports we had a clunky discussion board where every reply started a new thread. At the time, baseball player Gabe Kapler had done several photo spreads displaying his muscular body, and posters would flood the board with numerous Kapler threads; so many, that even mentioning Kapler became a no-no, and he became known as He Who Must Not Be Named. Hence, this e-mail that came to us Sunday from Derek:
The man not to be named is still hot to look at – took this picture this past Wednesday in Denver:

on Jun 22nd, 2009 at 7:10 AM
gabe will be a babe even when he makes it to the nursing home!
on Jun 22nd, 2009 at 7:14 AM
He sure looks better than his “Welcome Back, Kotter” days!
on Jun 22nd, 2009 at 11:34 AM
Geez I kinda forgot all about him. He caught my eye way back when Brady Anderson was showing it off too and hawking nutritional supplements.
on Jun 22nd, 2009 at 2:17 PM
Certainly look as if baseball has been completely cleaned of steroids. NOT!!
on Jun 22nd, 2009 at 5:27 PM
He’s looking good and had a few productive at bats this weekend against the Mets.
on Jun 22nd, 2009 at 7:35 PM
Just goes to show you what Gabe looked like when he was on roids (then) and how plain he looks in this photo (now). Still, I gotta give it to him……he can hit the ball. Guess taking steroids was really a waste……sad, very sad!!!!
on Jun 23rd, 2009 at 9:24 PM
I said it back in those halcyon days of the first Outsports message board and I’ll say it now:
Ewwwwwwwww.
Thanks for the nostalgia trip, Jim!
on Jun 23rd, 2009 at 10:26 PM
I know he also has a Prince Albert which the Brewers joked about last year for all you fans of the penis jewelry.