Mark Sanchez is “sex on a stick”

I am a religious listener to the Fantasy Focus Football podcast on ESPN starring Nate Ravitz and the “Talented Mr. Roto” Matthew Berry. I also read Berry’s columns religiously: Though I think 90% of what he says is mundane and 30% is just bullshit, he does have a lot of little nuggets of information that help, so it’s worth it. This week in his “Love/Hate” column he talks about New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez:

True story. I recently heard an anchor here, off the air, describe Mark as “sex on a stick.” And before you steal the idea, I’m using that for my epitaph. I’m not telling you who said it or even his or her gender. But I will tell you that no team in the NFL has given up more passing yards than the Tennessee Titans. And I think this home game is Mark’s coming out party. He’s fantasy goodness on a stick, I’ll tell you that.

Berry won’t tell us the gender of the person who said it? That’s gotta mean it was a guy. For those fantasies I’ll still take Matt Ryan, but I certainly wouldn’t give Sanchez the Heisman.

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5 Comments on “Mark Sanchez is “sex on a stick””

  1. #1 phinfanattic
    on Sep 25th, 2009 at 5:44 PM

    lol…that quote comes from the Sex in the City movie…when Samantha described her hot next door neighbor as “sex on a stick”

  2. #2 DruggyBear
    on Sep 25th, 2009 at 5:55 PM

    i wanna lick!

  3. #3 Dave
    on Sep 29th, 2009 at 1:41 AM

    That phrase has been around since the 90′s at LEAST. Please.

  4. #4 dexter
    on Oct 10th, 2009 at 9:49 PM

    Mark Sanchez is officially the hottest guy in the NFL right now!

  5. #5 jerome
    on Jun 16th, 2011 at 7:48 PM

    mark sanchez is very sexy, especially those tight abs.

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