Jake Locker
University of Washington quarterback Jake Locker is a 6-3, 225-pound physical specimen with a great personality who makes everyone swoon. There is so much obsession about Locker in Seattle that it prompted the Seattle Weekly to investigate a rumor.
The Daily Weekly made a visit to Montlake this morning to follow-up on a rumor: That University of Washington starting quarterback and all-around B.M.O.C. Jake Locker is a regular at a local body-waxing hot-spot.
The Weekly reporter was too much of a wuss to ask Locker outright whether he waxed, so it was asked in an oblique way.
Asking Locker if he thought it acceptable for a man to get the ol’ rip-and-run, rather than if he himself had ever had it done. Locker’s response: “I would never.”
I still have yet to see a shirtless Locker shot, so I guess we’ll just have to take his word for it.
on Oct 6th, 2009 at 12:06 AM
I’d do it for him !
on Oct 6th, 2009 at 12:36 AM
I’d do him!
on Oct 6th, 2009 at 5:21 AM
So hot!
on Oct 6th, 2009 at 6:34 AM
What about his stats as a quarterback? Isn’t that more important? Outstports what’s going on?
on Oct 6th, 2009 at 7:52 AM
wow….he is hotter than Brady Quinn
on Oct 6th, 2009 at 2:20 PM
Aren’t there pain relievers or something you can take before getting a bodywaxing? A patient of our pharmacy told me a method to use to prevent pain and redness while using Aussi Nad’s gel. Check THIS out! It may not be completely accurate from my memory but here goes:
30 minutes before applying Nad’s and removing hair, take some Maalox (I don’t recall how much). This is to prevent redness in the skin. Then, exfoliate the skin of the areas where you will be removing the hair.
The last part is really fuzzy but I believe she said to take Ibuprofen to prevent the pain. You might can check something out online for pain prevention while having your body waxed.
on Oct 6th, 2009 at 6:39 PM
I would love to see Locker and Tebow wrestle naked. Winner gets to be in control. At least until I join in.
on Oct 6th, 2009 at 8:09 PM
Well he looks like he waxes his arms at the least!
on Oct 7th, 2009 at 7:17 AM
A waxed Jake Locker would be a sin of unmentionable dimensions.
Besides don’t guys with light hair and light eyes often appear to have less “visible” hair?
on Oct 7th, 2009 at 2:00 PM
Who doesn’t like gay football players?
on Oct 8th, 2009 at 4:13 PM
I posted a shirtless pic of locker in the “Hunks of College Football” thread