Cristiano Ronaldo sings. Cover your ears.

I’d love to know who thought this was a good idea. Ronaldo’s manager? Ronaldo himself? Did someone tell him, “Listen, you’re cute and you’re a very good soccer player, but you can’t sing. At all.” Or did his Yes-Men just keep telling him yes? The raw footage is after the jump. Wow…

Hat tip to Towleroad.

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12 Comments on “Cristiano Ronaldo sings. Cover your ears.”

  1. #1 Enigma
    on Oct 27th, 2009 at 1:24 PM

    Coming from a Portuguese guy, I can tell you that in Portugal people are gonna love this. The old women are gonna think it’s cute and funny … the guys are gonna laugh and to steal an MLB phrase it’s “Cristiano bein Cristiano”.

    Horrible singer… great soccer player and amazingly hot guy :)

    Now I just hope he spends more time concentrating on helping Portugal win the World Cup instead of shattering glass with his horrid singing haha

  2. #2 sportinlife
    on Oct 27th, 2009 at 1:28 PM

    Truly, frighteningly horrific. Maybe it could work as a Halloween joke but they don’t even “celebrate” that in strictly Catholic Portugal do they?

    It even “decreases” his sex appeal.

    Perhaps a good vocal coach would help. As someone who has absolutely no experience I think I’d be the perfect candidate.

    Now to get those high notes out of him I’d just grab those cajo….

  3. #3 Steve
    on Oct 27th, 2009 at 3:42 PM

    Oh how I’d love to be one of his yes men.

  4. #4 Mike Jones
    on Oct 27th, 2009 at 6:06 PM

    that was cute!

  5. #5 Ron
    on Oct 27th, 2009 at 7:10 PM

    Whatever…he could still get it.

  6. #6 cr7
    on Oct 27th, 2009 at 10:38 PM

    lmfaoooooo he da best

  7. #7 Jeff
    on Oct 28th, 2009 at 8:52 AM

    OUCH

  8. #8 Mike
    on Oct 28th, 2009 at 1:28 PM

    Sounds all right, you probably didn’t realize he was not singing in englich.

  9. #9 DJ
    on Nov 1st, 2009 at 5:38 AM

    *Carlos Mencia* Dee dee dee!

  10. #10 ossurworld
    on Dec 8th, 2009 at 6:51 PM

    Oh, the Portuguese Rex Harrison…this song translates as “Why can’t a woman be more like a man?”

  11. #11 daryy
    on May 19th, 2010 at 4:02 PM

    aww haha awsome!!!!

  12. #12 Marat
    on Aug 24th, 2010 at 1:30 PM

    He is thousand time better than i’ve thought…

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