‘Straight’ guys’ crushes on ballplayers

A Brewers fan blog called Miller Park Drunk has a great entry about “straight” guys who secretly admire the good looks of their favorite ballclub’s players. It’s that age-old question, “Bro, if you had to have sex with a Milwaukee brewer, who would it be, dude?”

I have a question for the male readers of the site. Have you ever been pondering the offseason moves of the Brewers and thought to yourself “I am glad they re-signed Craig Counsell, he’s kinda hot”? I mean, everyone has had that conversation with a friend that starts like “I know you’re not gay, but…” and you immediately yell out “DONNIE FROM NEW KIDS!”, right?

It seems one of the Brewers fans’ favorites is Craig Counsell (above). And with a bat like that, I can see why.

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8 Comments on “‘Straight’ guys’ crushes on ballplayers”

  1. #1 lame
    on Jan 14th, 2010 at 2:54 PM

    Garbage.

  2. #2 joe
    on Jan 14th, 2010 at 3:42 PM

    he’s cute but looks like he just came out of kindergarden lol

  3. #3 George
    on Jan 14th, 2010 at 3:48 PM

    I remember when Counsell played for the D-Backs he was a fan favorite amongst 12 yr old girls (and probably a few boys too). They would hold up signs for him during games like they were at a Back Street Boys concert.

  4. #4 mad town man
    on Jan 14th, 2010 at 5:55 PM

    ryan braun is the hotter brewer. counsell is appreciated becuase he was involved in the game winning plays of 2 world series. ’97 marlins and ’01 dbacks.

  5. #5 Taylor
    on Jan 14th, 2010 at 7:22 PM

    That’s one of the funnier blogs I’ve read in a long, long time. Thanks for the link.

  6. #6 Kev
    on Jan 14th, 2010 at 7:43 PM

    I’m w/Taylor. Funny blog entry. I got a kick out of that.

  7. #7 Mike Jones
    on Jan 14th, 2010 at 10:40 PM

    I didn’t know striaght men had conversations like this! After reading some of their comments, on the blog, they seem to put a lot of time and engery into their responses.

  8. #8 Wayne
    on Jan 15th, 2010 at 1:01 PM

    Anyone else notice the ad photo in the middle of the blog? It’s Matt Bomer, a gay actor playing a sr8 guy in the TV show “White Collar.” Cowinkydink? :shock:

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