Posts under ‘Celebrities’

The Mets, Lady Gaga and Jerry Seinfeld

Lady Gaga went gonzo at a Mets game the other day, popping the finger to photographers and then making out with a woman (much more interesting than a Mets game). The Mets moved her from her original seats since she was being besieged by paparazzi. This is where Jerry Seinfeld comes in. She was moved [...]

Chad Ochocinco, Evan Lysacek on DWTS

ABC has announced the celebrity lineup for the new season of Dancing With The Stars. As usual, it includes people with connections to the world of sports. I have no idea how this will play out on the dance floor (and don’t really care) but I have a couple of observations: It makes perfect sense [...]

Cristiano Ronaldo 2.0: Even better body

Portuguese soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo is known for stripping off his jersey on the field. He did it again over the weekend and unveiled a new sculpted torso that surprised even die-hard fans like me. A little background: The 24-year-old Ronaldo recently returned from being benched for two months with an injury. His team, Real [...]

Tiger Woods needs to talk

To paraphrase an old quote, sometimes it’s not the action itself but the cover-up that gets you in trouble. There are two versions of events surrounding the Tiger Woods SUV accident early Friday morning. At least, there will be two versions once Tiger and his wife Elin get their stories straight and decide to make [...]

Tabloid book about A-Rod tanking

I’ve seen quite a few news items — AP and others — about The Many Lives of Alex Rodriguez by Selena Roberts becoming a book-business case of “three strikes, you’re out.”   In spite of a nationwide retail slump in bookstores, Harper Collins was evidently hoping to pull off the old magic trick that has [...]

Tewksbury tweaks the media

Canada’s Olympic gold medalist Mark Tewksbury (1992, 100-meter backstroke) recently found a new niche as a sports commentator on the Canadian Broadcasting Centre.  He’s doing a series called “Top of Your Game,”  appearing every Wednesday on CBC News Morning with Heather Hiscox. Not only is the show newsy and chatty, but Mark shares inside tips on how to apply what [...]

Oscar De La Hoya retires

LGBT boxing fans (myself included) will miss the charismatic presence of boxing great Oscar De La Hoya, who announced his retirement from the ring on Tuesday.  At age 36, the Golden Boy had to confess, “I don’t have it any more.”  His most recent fight left him on the receiving end of a resounding TKO, preceded by losses [...]

David Beckham exposes himself — again

For fans of metrosexual soccer stud David Beckham, it’s going to be a long, hot, sultry summer. The famed midfielder and underwear model has played 11 games so far this year. Add 12 more if he finishes up his schedule with AC Milan as expected, 13 more if he returns to the Los Angeles Galaxy [...]

Things that make Joe sorta happy today

The title is self-explanatory, I think. Some news items caught my eye today that aren’t exactly as wonderful as, say, a World Series victory, but they put a little jump in my step: No more annoying Frank TV ads during postseason baseball! According to this story promoting Frank Caliendo’s appearance in Atlantic City this weekend, [...]

Hamels outshine other Philly ‘reality’ couples

I’ve been meaning to write recently about what I see as a disturbing trend: Philadelphia pro athletes being linked to “reality” television and its questionable participants in some way. It started in late 2006 when Phillies pitcher Cole Hamels married Heidi Strobel, a contestant during the sixth season of Survivor. On the program, Strobel and [...]

Granderson chats about Dungy today

Our good friend LZ Granderson of ESPN wrote a column praising now-retired Tony Dungy for his work with black men. To me, LZ glossed over Dungy’s anti-gay record too much in his column; And I took Dungy to task for his actions in a column of mine. No matter where you fall on the topic, [...]

Barkley off TNT after DUI for BJ

Turner Sports announced today that Charles Barkley is taking a leave of absence from his TNT duties for at least a few weeks in the wake of Barkley’s New Year’s Eve arrest on suspicion of drunk driving in Scottsdale, Arizona. Barkley had a blood alcohol level of .149, almost twice the legal limit in Arizona. [...]

Tom Brady is off the market

Sad news for those of you in love/lust with injured New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady — unless you’re supermodel Gisele Bundchen, that is. TMZ reports that Brady proposed on Christmas Eve, and Gisele accepted. According to TMZ’s sources, he proposed in front of her parents as they were flying to Boston from Teterboro Airport [...]

A-Rod wears a cup

In a recent podcast, Jim and Cyd discussed athletes’ use of cups and Jim followed up on this blog by asking the immortal question, “Who should wear a cup?” Thanks to the ever-enterprising paparazzi, we now have photographic evidence that at least one pro athlete wears one. Alex Rodriguez, New York Yankee and Madonna’s latest [...]

Ashton Kutcher a football coach??

I know this story was first written in early November, but I just caught wind of it listening to Howard Stern today. And no, it’s not a Punk’d joke. It seems Ashton Kutcher, he of Jackass and Demi Moore fame, is an assistant coach at a high school in North Hollywood. At one point, he [...]