I woke up this morning to an…inspiring piece in the New York Times about the size of New England tight end Rob Gronkowski’s…hands. Each hand measures 10 3/4 inches from pinky to thumb. That is a quarter-inch shorter than a football. Tell me the writer wasn’t thinking about more than his hands… Everything about Gronkowski seems [...]
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Real Housewives of South Boston’s Super Bowl message; Peyton leaves Brady a voicemail
As a ‘Real Housewives’ fan who grew up in Massachusetts, I am in love with the Real Housewives of South Boston. And they don’t hold back with their Super Bowl message. Not only does the entire video have a super hot shirtless guy (Mahky Mahk’s cousin) doing push-ups who seems like anal sex (at 1:40), [...]
Ferris Bueller stealing the Super Bowl show
While the Super Bowl, pitting the New England Patriots against the New York Giants, will threaten to be the most-hyped football game in memory, the commercials are giving the game a run for its money. We previously reported on a Volkswagen commercial featuring Star Wars dogs and an underwear commercial featuring the best side of [...]
Star Wars Volkswagen Super Bowl teaser is something to howl about
Thanks to Towleroad for tracking down this fantastic Super Bowl commercial teaser (video after the jump). Yes, the Super Bowl has gotten so big that the commercials have teaser trailers. Insane. As a long-time Star Wars fan, this one certainly has me excited. A dozen dogs of all shapes and sizes bark the Imperial March [...]
Tim Tebow, Tom Brady together at last
I saw this on someone’s Facebook page and thought it was funny with the Broncos and Patriots meeting this weekend: Share on Facebook
Jesus Christ refers to John 3:16 through Tim Tebow’s stats
For all of those non-believers out there, Jesus Christ has given us unshakable evidence that he was at the Steelers-Broncos game and personally decided the outcome. A famous Bible passage that Tebow has endorsed through his eye black in the past is John 3:16, which reads (in my New International Version): For God so loved the [...]
Rugby: The homosexual version of football
I wasn’t sure what to make of this story over at Christwire, until I saw the quote they use to promote their Christwire book: “I am the anti-Christwire” – Howard Stern. The site is a lampoon of organizations that promote conservative Christian doctrine. Their latest piece puts the homosexual tendencies of rugby in its crosshairs: [...]
Michael Irvin’s favorite Madonna songs are like Tim Tebow’s: ‘Like a Virgin’ and ‘Like a Prayer’
With the announcement that Madonna will stage the halftime performance for Super Bowl XLVI in Indianapolis, Marshall Faulk asked Michael Irvin what is his favorite Material Girl song. Well probably the same one Tebow has, you know. Probably ‘Like a Virgin’ and ‘Like a Prayer.’ Share on Facebook
Dear God: Please choose the Patriots to beat the Broncos this Sunday
Dear God, I know you’ll be kicking back in your big pearly throne this Sunday afternoon to watch the New England Patriots take on the Denver Broncos. And who can blame you? Sure, there’s poverty in Africa. Yes, there are floods in the Philippines. Wars in the Middle East? Who cares! You’ve got Tebowmania! But [...]
Tim Tebow’s success ‘inspiring other teams to start shitty quarterbacks’
The Onion nails it again as only they can… Hat tip to Chris Rico. Share on Facebook
Leon Lett and the dumbest play in Thanksgiving game history
The only words you will hear more than “Happy Thanksgiving” this Thursday are likely to be “Leon Lett.” That’s because the former Dallas Cowboys defensive tackle committed the most boneheaded play in Thanksgiving game history 18 years ago when the Cowboys hosted the Miamid Dolphins. The Cowboys, up 14-13 with 12 seconds let in the [...]
Deion: ‘Six people trying to hit that Blount!’
He was talking about Tampa Bay running back Legarrette Blount, but methinks a double entendre was racing through Deion Sanders’ head. On Sunday he unleashed quite possibly the best line of NFL analysis I’ve ever heard when he said six Packers were all “trying to hit that blunt.” Deion probably thought of it in August [...]
Video: Yale tight end Beau Palin shows off in his most patriotic underwear
Yale tight end Beau Palin is incredibly patriotic, is a talented barefooter…and incredibly comfortable in nothing but the smallest of speedos. Lucky us! If only every American athlete was as comfortable with their sexuality to pose for a video like this of him and his brothers at home in Wisconsin. On Saturday, Palin and his [...]
Even Google knows Tim Tebow is not an NFL quarterback
Some fun with Tim Tebow via Google’s search engine. Type in “tebow can throw” and you get this suggestion: Share on Facebook
‘Blue Mountain State’ returns as homoerotic and gay-friendly as ever
There’s a great review of Spike TV’s ‘Blue Mountain State’ over at AfterElton, highlighting some of the nudity and some of the good-natured fun of the show. From Michael Jensen: While it would certainly be a stretch to say that Spike TV’s Blue Mountain State is free from stereotypical gay jokes and gay panic humor, [...]