The 62-year-old businessman and film producer allowed his children to paint his nails as a joke five weeks ago, and was too superstitious to remove the polish as the Giants began to power their way through the playoffs.

“If this is how it is going to work out then maybe I should wear it all the time,” Tisch joked. “I was going to get rid of it but my daughters thought it was funny and then we just kept winning.

If only Robert Kraft had done the same…

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A commercial for the “reinvented” Toyota Camry reinvented Super Bowl advertising with what may be the first gay-friendly moment in a game spot. One character, an awkward guy, seems as accepting of finding seven hunks in his living room as he is of finding seven babes.

It also can be seen as the first bisexual-friendly Super Bowl ad.

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Rob Gronkowski

I woke up this morning to an…inspiring piece in the New York Times about the size of New England tight end Rob Gronkowski’s…hands. Each hand measures 10 3/4 inches from pinky to thumb. That is a quarter-inch shorter than a football. Tell me the writer wasn’t thinking about more than his hands…

Everything about Gronkowski seems oversize, from feet to personality. But his hands, sheathed in white gloves (“makes them look twice as big,” guard Logan Mankins said), are his most recognizable feature. At media day Tuesday, a television reporter asked Gronkowski if he could lean forward and compare hand sizes. His were roughly twice as big. Then she asked if he could name the cast from “Jersey Shore.” He obliged.

Studies show that the size of a man’s hands don’t reflect the size of his…other things. But I don’t believe it. My…hand measures 8 1/2 inches. It corresponds just fine. Can I get an amen?

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We know you’re gonna destroy that goddamn lesbian Eli Manning…

Their Christmas special (also below) is funnier than most comedies you’ll find on TV (check out the Tom Brady crucifix). Ah, brings me back to my Bay State childhood.

And the guys at TownieNews.com got hold of a voicemail Peyton Manning left for Tom Brady over the weekend. I wonder if Peyton thinks Eli is a lesbian.

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We previously reported on a Volkswagen commercial featuring Star Wars dogs and an underwear commercial featuring the best side of David Beckham. Outdoing them both today is a teaser for a Ferris Bueller commercial that has Ferris Bueller trending on Twitter.

While there’s speculation of a Ferris Bueller sequel film, jalopnik says it’s a Honda ad. While it could be under another name, I couldn’t find any reference to a new film on imdb.

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As a long-time Star Wars fan, this one certainly has me excited. A dozen dogs of all shapes and sizes bark the Imperial March from Star Wars. What makes it even cooler is that each dog represents a different character from the beloved Star Wars trilogy (not the mostly crappy trilogy). There’s the bulldog representing the Storm troopers, the terrier as Chewbacca, a pug for R2-D2. If I had to cast Luke Skywalker, I’d use a vizsla too. The Ewok actually looks like an Ewok, and the AT-AT whippet is brilliant!

I just can’t figure out who the chihuahua is. A Jawa? Obi-Wan Kenobi? Whomever it is, I can’t wait for this Super Bowl commercial! Teaser video…mission accomplished.

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For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

Now get this. In his most miraculous, record-setting performance, Tebow threw for 316 yards…averaging 31.6 yards per completion! 316 yards…John 3:16. And Tebow’s head coach’s name is John!

But there’s more! He threw his final, ESPN highlight pass to Demaryius Thomas. Thomas was a disciple of Jesus, and he was called “doubting Thomas” because he doubted Jesus had risen from the grave until he touched the Lord and Savior’s wounds (for those who still doubt His presence in Denver)! His nickname was also Didymus Thomas. Demaryius…Didymus…It’s like they’re twins!

Jesus speaks!

Hat tip to Joe M. and Neil H.

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Rugby literally means “From the rook fortress”, meaning essentially “a homosexual fortress”.  Before the age of the internet and communication, this name was only known to the ‘in crowd’ of the gay community that they had a place to secretly practice their perversion.  The gays in England had created themselves a safe haven under the code name “Rugby”.

Seasoned rugby players are confident and aggressive in expressing their homosexuality. In this image, a freshman rugby student is being stripped of pants and is going to be ‘scrummed’ from behind. If your son has moved to the Southern California area and has joined a rugby squad, quick, decisive action is needed as most rugby players are coerced into a gay act within one week of practice. The freshman in this image will never forget his first scrummed throbbing gristle.In its modern incarnation, a game of rugby is as raunchy as a group of desperate cat-nipped toking Vegas crack strippers jostling a drunken Hugh Hefner at 3am.  Desperate hands clamor for a touch of flesh, hoping to get some sort of secret jollies while a crowd of somewhat intrigued yet disgusted passerbys look at the pathetic and obvious flesh fest.

The article demonstrates clearly that rugby can be linked to the spread of homosexual diseases like “syphillis, gay bowel disease and sore throats.”

But the absolute best part of the piece are the comments, largely from straight diehard rugby fans who didn’t see the Howard Stern quote at the top….

Hat tip to Jason Clodfelter.

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Well probably the same one Tebow has, you know. Probably ‘Like a Virgin’ and ‘Like a Prayer.’

Tebow has publicly declared his virginity until marriage. And he prays privately, publicly, before games, during games, after games….

Irvin has been effusive in his love for Tebow over the last few months, and he’s also got a fantastic sense of humor. Video of him revealing his favorite Madonna songs, and also of his Tebow-inspired Christmas present from Santa Claus (Irvin picked the Broncos to go to the Super Bowl)…

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