You think Hugh Grant has heard of Gareth Thomas? The actor over the weekend offered some insight he learned in his time playing rugby as a kid: I discovered it hurt less if you tackled hard than if you tackled like a queen. My question is, what should he have said? He can’t use any [...]
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Video: Macho football players flee when ‘escaped gorilla’ interrupts their workout
This video is making the rounds and is pretty funny. Tom Shaw runs a camp in Florida that helps prospective NFL draftees work on their skills. The camp is next to Disney’s Animal Kingdom. Shaw told the players that a gorilla had escaped. The players get very macho with a sort of “bring it on” [...]
Ben Roethlisberger humped by teammate
More fun from the AFC Championship. First, we had Mark Sanchez picking his nose and wiping it on a teammate. Now we have Pittsburgh quarterback Ben Roethlisberger being humped by teammate Rashard Mendenhall at game’s end. Kind of ironic for Big Ben to be on the receiving end, given his year: Share on Facebook
Mark Sanchez wipes booger on backup
I did not believe it when I first saw it, but New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez picked his nose, then wiped it on the jacket of backup Mark Brunell during the AFC Championship Game. Surprisingly, it was Sanchez’s only pick of the day: Related: Check out my championship game observations on whether Jay Cutler [...]
Separated at birth: Aaron Rodgers, porn star
Aaron Rodgers is the sensational quarterback for the Green Bay Packers, who plays the Philadelphia Eagles in an NFL playoff game on Sunday. Jack Ryan is a porn actor who apparently is quite well endowed, measuring in at … oh, Google it yourself. I did not know until a reader sent these photos in, that [...]
Puckbuddys gay hockey blog launches
There’s a new gay hockey site on our blogroll with one of the best names I’ve heard in a long time. “Puckbuddys” is for “boys who like boys who like hockey.” They’ve got a fantastic tone with a great sense of humor (they started it “because America has suffered for much too long without a [...]
The Miami Heat are…Burlesque
Burlesque is the Miami Heat of 2010-11: Three stars brought together to bring home a championship for a very specific audience, but ultimately disappointing despite moments of individual brilliance that remind you of past glories. Cher / Dwyane Wade The one with the ring/oscar. The proven commodity that makes this a must buy ticket for [...]
Does Baba Booey think gays can’t pitch?
Forgive me for not writing about this earlier. I heard it on the Howard Stern Show on Monday and forgot about it…until today. Howard’s producer Gary Dell’Abate, aka Baba Booey, threw out an historically terrible opening pitch at a New York Mets game. Gary even put a photo of it on the back of his [...]
Rex ‘Goldilocks’ Ryan
New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan made way at a press conference this week for his brother Rob, who is the defensive coordinator for the Jets’ Week 10 opponents, the Cleveland Browns. Oh, wait, that’s not Rob, that’s…wow, in that sweatshirt-that-doubles-for-a-dress, I could have sworn he was trying to look like his sister. Either [...]
Tony Dungy: It gets worse
Drew over at Kissing Suzy Kolber has a terrific send-up of the “It Gets Better” campaign, that is very pro-gay in its own twisted way. Tony Dungy appears as the devil, and Rex Ryan of all people as the angel. It’s hard to explain and quite profane but funny, so just go ahead and read [...]
Brian Wilson’s leathery friend ‘The Machine’
Just in time for the World Series, Kenneth in the 212 has unearthed a fun video from San Francisco Giants reliever Brian Wilson. It seems Wilson has a friend he affectionately calls “The Machine,” and he introduced him to the world in a video a couple weeks ago. Meet “The Machine” 43 seconds into the [...]
Jets fan shares his sexual tastes
Via Deadspin comes this photo of a New York Jets fan broadcasting for the world what he’s into. Find out what he “Loves To” do: Share on Facebook
Does watching ‘Glee’ make you gay?
I have been very frustrated with the way the Atlanta Braves have been playing the past couple of weeks. I never thought the Braves were going to run away with the National League East nor did I expect the Phillies were going to fade away. In fact I expect the race for this division to [...]
Parke & Ronen butch it up, dude
There was a cool “fashion” event on Melrose Ave. in Los Angeles and West Hollywood last week for which many of the boutique clothing stores opened their doors after hours. We headed to the event at Parke & Ronen, who specialize in casual wear like shorts and (very small) swimsuits. The theme at the store [...]
164 closeted gays at NFL training camps?
Gotta love The Onion: Across the NFL, gay players are shaking off the rust of a long offseason, contending with the rigors of learning the playbook, and competing with their teammates—some of whom are younger, some of whom are stronger, some of whom are also gay—for a spot on a 53-man roster. Share on Facebook
Video: Cats playing soccer
More shots on goal than the World Cup final and these players would still beat England: Hat tip to Deadspin. Share on Facebook
Headline: Ghana goes gay over World Cup
It appears that winning its opening World Cup match against Serbia has turned the entire nation of Ghana gay. At least according to the headline writer at Modern Ghana.com. Under the head “Ghana goes gay,” we got this: Ghana went into a jamboree yesterday when referee Héctor Baldassi of Argentina blew his final whistle to [...]
Soccer officially announces it is gay
The sport of soccer has officially come out of the closet, ending decades of speculation. I guess Americans were right all along. Said one analyst: If anything, I think we’ll see a firmer commitment to the gayest parts of soccer. Players will feel free now to do their bicycle kicks, juggle the balls with their [...]
Novak Djokovic’s hips don’t lie
Novak Djokovic certainly has a great sense of humor. In his latest video he puts on a blonde wig and lip syncs to Shakira’s Gypsy as his his shirtless doubles partner, Viktor Troicki, strums a ukelele. Djokovic gets hot and bothered, rubbing Troicki’s bare chest and getting a little spanking from his doubles partner. You [...]
NY Post calls Lysacek “ice queen”
The New York Post, rag that it is, ran this headline on their website regarding the finale of “Dancing with the Stars,” in which Evan Lysacek lost to one of the Pussycat Dolls: “‘Dancing’ Doll Beats Ice King.” Yet, in their print edition, there was a slightly different headline… I’m not sure if this is [...]