Posts under ‘NBA’

Quick hits: Cowboys, Spurs, Lance

Three Dallas Cowboy offensive lineman have signed a deal to put out a heavy metal album. Good think the ‘Boys got rid of T.O. and all of those distractions!!
San Antonio Spurs trade three players (including Bruce Bowen) for Milwaukee’s Richard Jefferson.
I’m just gonna steal Fark’s headline for this one because it’s so perfect: Man who [...]

Sports Tweet of the Week: NBA’s lifesaver

My award this week doesn’t go to the best tweet but to the athlete himself. More on that in a moment. Here are some other gems:
Texas Rangers pitcher C. J. Wilson needed to vent on a writer-turned-ESPN personality:

why anyone listens or cares about what skip bayless says is beyond me, and every athlete I know. [...]

Quick hits: Sosa, Marshall, Yankee, LeBron

Sammy Sosa, who just a couple weeks ago reiterated that he has never taken performance-enhancing drugs, reportedly tested positive for them in 2003. If true, Sosa, who once cheated with an illegal bat, should shut his trap and never speak again.
Has any coach’s first five months ever gone worse? Broncos WR Brandon Marshall demands trade, [...]

Quick hits: Lakers fans, Pens, Phelps, testicles

L.A. Lakers win title. And after 15 titles, Lakers fans still riot in the streets when their team wins. Police arrest 25 scumbags, police officers hurt. Adam Morrison (right) now has more titles than Charles Barkley and Karl Malone.
Pittsburgh Penguins win the Stanley Cup, become first major pro team in 30 years to win a [...]

Lakers’ win means no more puppets

There is not much to say about the Los Angeles Lakers’ 99-86 efficient dispatching of the Orlando Magic in Game 5 of the NBA Finals to give the Lakers their 15th NBA title. Game 5 was a yawner with zero suspense and it was clear the better team won. After three straight thrillers, the Lakers [...]

Magic “ties” Lakers, Dewey defeats Truman

Check out the back page of today’s Philadelphia Daily News after the jump — specifically, the bottom left-hand corner of the page (although the “Rockin’ Raul!” stuff is pretty exciting, unless you’re a Mets fan)…
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An NBA All-Star spelling bee?

Artie Lange, from the Howard Stern show and author of Too Fat to Fish, was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night. Lange is a big sports fan and gambles on games a lot. Kimmel asked Lange if he was watching the NBA Playoffs (which are on the same network as Kimmel), and Lange gave a [...]

Clank goes the Magic’s NBA title hopes

The NBA Finals are all but over after the Los Angeles Lakers rallied to beat the bumbling Orlando Magic, 99-91, in overtime in Game 4. The Lakers lead the best-of-seven series 3-1, and to win the series the Magic would need to win three in a row, including Games 6 and 7 on the road, [...]

Quick hits: Pens, Magic, Favre, Brady

Magic have best shooting-percentage game in NBA Final history and beat the Lakers, bringing out the tired “It’s a series” cliche everywhere.
Penguins force Game 7 of Stanley Cup Finals. So far, the home team is 6-0 in the series. Game 7 is at Detroit.
The tea leaves this morning point to Brett Favre not playing for [...]

Sports Tweets of the Week, real and fake

Before we get to my choices for this week’s favorite messages, some Twitter news. This past week St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony LaRussa quickly settled a lawsuit he filed against Twitter over a user that claimed to be LaRussa. I don’t know why a lawsuit was necessary. Surely if he had merely asked, Twitter would [...]

Quick hits: Favre, Sox, soccer, Facebook

The tea leaves this morning point to Brett Favre wearing purple this season. Favre: “Yay, more attention for me me me!”
A Vermont Hooters manager “sabotages” the Red Sox by “planting” Yankee Stadium grass in Fenway. Millions roll their eyes.
Drew Carey wants soccer to become popular in the U.S. Carey owns part of the MLS team [...]

Quick hits: Tiger, Lakers, Nadal, Pacman

After two months of “Tiger Woods is finished” talk, Woods comes back from 4 shots down to win the Memorial. Welcome to two weeks of “Tiger Woods is immortal” talk. Soon to be followed by “Tiger Woods is finished” talk.
L.A. Lakers win NBA championship.
Nadal’s coach claims the defending champ is doubtful for Wimbledon. Really??
Is Jerry [...]

Quick hits: ‘Shrooms, Pens, Lakers, Big Unit

Pittsburgh Penguins even the Stanley Cup Finals, winning 4-2.
L.A. Lakers dominate the Magic in Game 1. What was that about the Magic giving the Lakers ‘fits’?
Pro skateboarder Jereme Rogers (right) said mushrooms drove him to strip down, get on his roof and start making a lot of noise. At 6:40 a.m. Oh to live in [...]

Quick hits: Safina, La Russa, Shaq, Sosa

World No. 1 Dinara Safina will play Svetlana Kuznetsova in the French Open final.
St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony La Russa is suing Twitter over a fake page using his name that he claims damaged his reputation.
Meanwhile on Twitter, Shaquille O’Neal says that he wants Kobe Bryant to win his fourth NBA Championship…which is really just about [...]

NBA Finals: Will you watch?

The NBA Finals start Thursday in Los Angeles with the Lakers hosting the Orlando Magic in a best-of-seven. I predict it will go seven, with the Lakers winning it all. I am more curious, though, as to how much interest there is in this series.
The high-water mark for NBA Finals ratings came in 1998, when [...]