For those of you looking for that special opportunity to have sex with David Beckham, your lucky chance is right around the corner! At a Rite-Aid. Well, not quite. The Thyssen-Bornemisza museum in Madrid is printing a photograph of Becks on condom packets available in Spain. The founder of the museum didn’t see anything scandalous [...]
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Quick hits: Magic, Rockets, Phelps, Queers
Both the Magic and the Rockets force Game 7s against the defending conference champs.
Phelps finishes 2nd in his first race back, proof that marijuana does impede motor skills.
University of North Dakota and NCAA cave to the demands of a minority of Native Americans and will change their mascot. Please oh PLEASE will some school make [...]
Phelps is a marathon love-maker?
Stripper Theresa White has told News Of The World that swimmer Michael Phelps had his first threeway with her and another woman, and that the session lasted for hours. White says she met Phelps at a Baltimore strip club last November. While Phelps allegedly “was kind of mean and cocky to some of the girls,” [...]
Gay for pay - YouTube videos
In spite of recent public accusations regarding Barrett Long’s claim that he played gay for pay and the ensuing conversation about his assertion he had sex with a Dallas Cowboy, if it wasn’t for Cyd’s post, I wouldn’t have bothered viewing the following videos.
I don’t watch the Tyra Banks show — I can’t stand daytime [...]
Gay porn star’s sex with a Cowboy
Gay porn star Barrett Long told Howard Stern today that he has been hired for sex by a member of the Dallas Cowboys. Resident sports nut Artie Lange immediately piped in, throwing out names of Cowboys he thought might be the culprit, including Tony Romo and Michael Irvin. Why would a pro athlete hire Long? [...]
Hockey and sex mix onstage in Canada
Attention Canadians, and anyone else planning visits to the Great White North: does the phrase “He shoots, he scores!” excite you a little more than usual? Does the thought of making it with a hockey player turn you on? Or maybe you just have a fetish for goalie pads? If any of this applies, this [...]
SI columnist rips swimsuit issue
Finally, a straight man who’s creeped out by Sports Illustrated’s all-girl swimsuit issue. I say all-girl and not all-woman because that’s Jeff Pearlman’s major beef with the sexy photo spread:
Now, I just find the issue strange. The average SI reader is probably a male in his mid-40s. The average SI swimsuit model is a girl [...]
Coaches wife sues, wants more scoring
Deadspin hit the nail on the head with this one: A headline writers’ dream. Mississippi head men’s basketball coach Andy Kennedy was arrested last month in Cincinnati for allegedly punching a cab driver and yelling racial slurs at him. Kennedy immediately sued the cab driver for defamation. Now his wife, Kimber, is also suing the [...]
Barkley off TNT after DUI for BJ
Turner Sports announced today that Charles Barkley is taking a leave of absence from his TNT duties for at least a few weeks in the wake of Barkley’s New Year’s Eve arrest on suspicion of drunk driving in Scottsdale, Arizona. Barkley had a blood alcohol level of .149, almost twice the legal limit in Arizona.
There [...]
Sehorn ex: Jason got no sex
Media personality Whitney Casey, formerly Mrs. Jason Sehorn, was on the Howard Stern Show yesterday to promote some new book called “The Man Plan: Drive Men Wild …Not Away.” While it’s intended for women, I imagine some of our readers could be interested. She told Howard that she and Sehorn didn’t have sex for the [...]
Tom Brady condoms (ahem) coming soon?
How desperate is the NFL for cash these days? Check this out. No pro league in the U.S. has a more aggressive policy of protecting its image. From throwing around suspension like they were candy at a parade to sending cease-and-decist letters to most anyone who utters the letters “N F L” without sending in [...]
Professional soccer’s got a new rent boy
There are professional soccer players across Italy praying that Victory doesn’t name names. You see, he’s the the latest rent boy to come forward and claim that he beds down pro soccer players in Italy for cash. A lot of cash, actually. About $2,000 a pop, so to speak.
“A lot of them are bisexual, they [...]
Sex talk: Lance’s libido, Phelps’ strippers
Nothing like a little jock sex talk to liven up a Friday. Today, we have Michael Phelps ogling Vegas strippers and Lance Armstrong talking about his sexual prowess.
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