Regardless of your thoughts about PETA, the animal rights group really knows how to get attention. And regardless of your thoughts about Bengals wideout Chad Ochocinco, he really has a rocking body. Put the two together and you get Ochocinco going nude (with a football strategically placed) in a PETA anti-fur campaign, “Ink Not Mink.” [...]
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Chad Ochocinco’s cereal leads to a sex line
A phone number designed to direct buyers of Chad Ochocinco’s cereal to a children’s charity is instead that of a phone sex line. The company that makes the cereal for the Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver is pulling boxes with the bad number from store shelves. From the Cincinnati Enquirer: The number on the boxes, 1-800-HELP-FTC [...]
Chad Ochocinco’s penis towel
The headline is 100% accurate. On Twitpic, Chad Ochocinco of the Cincinnati Bengals is posing with a towel that looks like … well, just see the picture below. “Ladies only — after my surgery,” he writes. Yes, we possibly can’t have any of them gays staring. Share on Facebook
Chad Ochocinco, Evan Lysacek on DWTS
ABC has announced the celebrity lineup for the new season of Dancing With The Stars. As usual, it includes people with connections to the world of sports. I have no idea how this will play out on the dance floor (and don’t really care) but I have a couple of observations: It makes perfect sense [...]
Weekend Hot Jock: Chad Ochocinco
Chad “Johnson” Ochocinco caught my eye this week making the rounds on ESPN, promoting his new book, Ocho Cinco: What Football and Life Have Thrown My Way. I’ve seen Ochocinco plenty of times, but I’d never really admired his handsome good looks. He’s got great bone structure in his face and doe-like eyes. And coming [...]
Sports Tweets of the Week: NFL stars’ feuds
In response to the problems created by people pretending to be celebrities (not the least of which was the Tony LaRussa lawsuit), Twitter has instituted a program (still in beta testing mode) to verify that the pages of famous people or the entities they represent are legitimate. One such “Verified Account” is that of San [...]
The Bengals’ ‘Brokeback Mountain’ couple
Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco (formerly Johnson) described his relationship with quarterback Carson Palmer thusly: “I know people are trying to say we’re mad at each other and all that, but we’re good,” he told Bengals.com. “We’re like Brokeback Mountain. I’m going to be with Carson so much in July that I’m going to [...]