So let me set the stage. Jerry Jones spends $1 billion dollars of his own money to build one of the most beautiful stadiums in America. They’ve solved a bunch a problems with the old stadium, including how to close the roof during inclement weather. Jones spared no expense to prove the point that everything’s [...]
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Quick hits: Cowboys, Spurs, Lance
Three Dallas Cowboy offensive lineman have signed a deal to put out a heavy metal album. Good think the ‘Boys got rid of T.O. and all of those distractions!!
San Antonio Spurs trade three players (including Bruce Bowen) for Milwaukee’s Richard Jefferson.
I’m just gonna steal Fark’s headline for this one because it’s so perfect: Man who [...]
Quick hits: Tiger, Lakers, Nadal, Pacman
After two months of “Tiger Woods is finished” talk, Woods comes back from 4 shots down to win the Memorial. Welcome to two weeks of “Tiger Woods is immortal” talk. Soon to be followed by “Tiger Woods is finished” talk.
L.A. Lakers win NBA championship.
Nadal’s coach claims the defending champ is doubtful for Wimbledon. Really??
Is Jerry [...]
Quick hits: Pens, Serena, Obama, Cowboys
Pittsburgh Penguins beat the Red Wings for their first Finals win this year. BTW, is anyone else annoyed by the now-stale proclamation that “now we have a series”?
The world’s No. 1 player self-proclaimed world’s best player lost in the quarterfinals of the French Open today.
Obama picks the L.A. Lakers to win the NBA Championship. Anyone [...]
Quick hits: LeBron, Favre, Cowboys, golf
LeBron James to be named NBA’s MVP. Hawks move past Heat.
Brett Favre headed to the Minnesota Vikings? Here we go again.
Dallas Cowboys scout left paralyzed after collapse of practice facility.
Sean O’Hair (right) wins at Quail Hollow; Tiger Woods finishes fourth.
Tampa Bay Rays reliever comes out as Trekkie; Has killer Vulcan grip.
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Gay porn star’s sex with a Cowboy
Gay porn star Barrett Long told Howard Stern today that he has been hired for sex by a member of the Dallas Cowboys. Resident sports nut Artie Lange immediately piped in, throwing out names of Cowboys he thought might be the culprit, including Tony Romo and Michael Irvin. Why would a pro athlete hire Long? [...]
T.O.? More like N-O.
Terrell Owens got his popcorn last night with a little surprise. His release from the Dallas Cowboys. The Cowboys decided a $9 million cap hit was worth getting rid of the future Hall of Famer (for ability in both football & inducing headaches). Sources are reporting that Owens finally just became too much of a [...]
Bayless stands by gay Aikman rumor
Wacko. Clown. Fool. These are some of the words that come to the minds of many when they think of Skip Bayless. The over-the-top sports reporter often featured on ESPN (shocker) made a real name for himself with a book many years ago about the Cowboys of the 1990s. In it he talks about rumors [...]
Terry Glenn arrested naked and high?
Those of us who are old enough will remember the old campaign for Morton’s salt: When it rains, it pours. This week that translates into multiple marijuana stories and a couple naked athlete escapades! The latest suspect is former NFL wide receiver Terry Glenn, who was arrested at an extended-stay hotel near Dallas last week [...]
Martellus Bennett fined for homo-laden rap
The Dallas Cowboys slapped tight end Martellus Bennett with a $22k fine for his cuss-word and epithet-filled rap that was yanked quickly off of Youtube, which is about a dollar for every person who watched the video. Now Bennett has a new rap “apologizing” for the first rap:
Why they hatin on me, it was just [...]
Cowboy player’s rap rhymes ‘Romo’ with ‘homo’
One more sign that the Dallas Cowboys are the most dysfunctional, screwed-up team in the NFL is this rap video from tight end Martellus Bennett. He drops f-bombs and other naughty words in verse that can only be described as deranged. And in rhyming something with quarterback Tony Romo, he came up with (you guessed [...]
Ever wanna be a Dallas Cowboy?
Ever have a dream of making it on an NFL team? Working with the likes of Jerry Jones, Deion Sanders and other Cowboys greats? How about just seeing Terrell Owens in the shower? All this can be yours if you can win a new reality show on Spike TV hosted by Michael Irvin this summer [...]
NFL helping Cowboys into playoffs?
Here’s the latest sports conspiracy theory, courtesy of Dallas Morning News columnist Tim Cowlishaw: the real reason the NFL moved Sunday’s Dallas Cowboys-Philadelphia Eagles game to 4:15 ET is to help the Cowboys into the playoffs.
For the Eagles to still have a chance at the postseason, they need Tampa Bay to lose, and also need [...]
Flex for me baby!
Alright, now that Week 16 is almost done, there are only 5 spots left in the “NFL Post-Season Tournament” (colloquially known to you and me as the Playoffs) and the NFL has moved around their schedules for Sunday the 27th. So now, you can sit and wait even longer as you develop ulcers and agonize [...]
Phillips: T.O. kissed Jason Whitten
Before anyone starts in on the “how sophomoric” comments, I am well aware this isn’t earth-shattering news. But, I do think it’s interesting if only in a “what an odd choice of words” way. After his team’s “resurrection” victory over the Giants Sunday night, Dallas Cowboys coach Wade Phillips was asked a question about all [...]
