In my Super Bowl for the Clueless, I listed a few of the players to watch for in the Giants-Patriots game from a hotness factor. Neither team really grabs me all that much and Cyd was miffed that I said the Giants were better looking. Now comes along Whitney Jefferson on Buzzfeed with a thorough [...]
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Super Bowl for the Clueless: We’ll have a gay old time
Gay-friendly owners. Madonna. David Beckham in his underwear and 106 players in tight pants. Welcome to this year’s Super Bowl. Gay enough for you? For those who want to dazzle fellow Super Bowl partiers with obscure porn references and some insight to the game, I present my annual Super Bowl for the Clueless. WHAT: Super [...]
NFL Playoffs: Say bye-bye to the Packers, Saints, Texans and Tebows/Broncos
The conference title games look even; Packers fall apart; Ravens get lucky; Tebow still stinks; Alex Smith shines; homoerotic quote of the week; hot player of the week. How I saw the divisional round of the NFL playoffs. In the upcoming championship games, the home Patriots are favored by 7 ½ over the Ravens and [...]
NFL Week 9: Giants do it again to the Patriots
Eli rallies New York again; the Ravens stun the Steelers late; can anybody beat the Packers?; Arizona bromance; Colts lead the Suck for Luck derby, plus hot player of the week. Deja vu all over again: It was eerie the similarities between the Patriots-Giants Super Bowl and Sunday’s game. The Giants (6-2) won both on [...]
Sports Tweet of the Week: Eli tweeted at half!
Update: per the information in Jim’s comment below, the Eli Manning on Twitter is apparently a fake. This week, as a change of pace, the Sports Tweet of the Week presents…no, that’s not true. To be honest, I didn’t look once all week at AthleteTweets.com or WeFollow.com to see what our Twitterlicious sports personalities were [...]
What were they thinking?
This past Sunday during the Eagles’ latest NFC championship game debacle, an even worse abomination — if you can believe that — appeared on the TV screen: the sight of four famous athletes sticking their tongues out for money. Yes, I’m referring to the ridiculous commercial featuring Peyton and Eli Manning vs. Venus and Serena [...]