New York Giants running back Brandon Jacobs is the early leader in the race for Male Sexist Pig of the Year award after saying this about supermodel Gisele Bundchen, the wife of New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady: “She just needs to continue to stay cute and shut up.” Share on Facebook
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Tom Brady’s wife, Gisele Bundchen, rips Patriots receivers after Super Bowl loss
Gisele Bundchen, the supermodel and wife of New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady ripped his receivers for dropping passes after the Pats lost the Super Bowl to the New York Giants, 21-17. She was heard saying this by Insider.com: “You (have) to catch the ball when you’re supposed to catch the ball. My husband cannot [...]
Real Housewives of South Boston’s Super Bowl message; Peyton leaves Brady a voicemail
As a ‘Real Housewives’ fan who grew up in Massachusetts, I am in love with the Real Housewives of South Boston. And they don’t hold back with their Super Bowl message. Not only does the entire video have a super hot shirtless guy (Mahky Mahk’s cousin) doing push-ups who seems like anal sex (at 1:40), [...]
Super Bowl for the Clueless: We’ll have a gay old time
Gay-friendly owners. Madonna. David Beckham in his underwear and 106 players in tight pants. Welcome to this year’s Super Bowl. Gay enough for you? For those who want to dazzle fellow Super Bowl partiers with obscure porn references and some insight to the game, I present my annual Super Bowl for the Clueless. WHAT: Super [...]
NFL Playoffs: Say bye-bye to the Packers, Saints, Texans and Tebows/Broncos
The conference title games look even; Packers fall apart; Ravens get lucky; Tebow still stinks; Alex Smith shines; homoerotic quote of the week; hot player of the week. How I saw the divisional round of the NFL playoffs. In the upcoming championship games, the home Patriots are favored by 7 ½ over the Ravens and [...]
NFL divisional playoff picks: One underdog will win
I had a friend in town last weekend, so for the first time ever I did not watch any playoff games live. Hence, there was no recap. Outside of the Broncos-Steelers thriller, though, I didn’t miss a whole lot in terms of excitement. The Giants’ 24-2 win over the Falcons sounded like one of the [...]
Tim Tebow, Tom Brady together at last
I saw this on someone’s Facebook page and thought it was funny with the Broncos and Patriots meeting this weekend: Share on Facebook
Dear God: Please choose the Patriots to beat the Broncos this Sunday
Dear God, I know you’ll be kicking back in your big pearly throne this Sunday afternoon to watch the New England Patriots take on the Denver Broncos. And who can blame you? Sure, there’s poverty in Africa. Yes, there are floods in the Philippines. Wars in the Middle East? Who cares! You’ve got Tebowmania! But [...]
NFL Week 14: God must be a Denver Tebows fan, but He hates the Cowboys
The Broncos win again in bizarre fashion; the Cowboys lose again bizarre fashion; Packers closing in on perfection; four wild endings; hot player of the week. How I saw Week 14 of the NFL: This is getting ridiculous – now the opposing team has bought into Tebowmania. How else to explain Denver’s 13-10 overtime win [...]
Tom Brady is the biggest reason the New England Patriots are slumping
All the talking heads on TV and radio can say about the New England Patriots’ current skid is how bad the defense looks and how Bill Belichick has lost his touch. The chorus repeats the mantra: The reason the team is in a two-game losing streak is because the Patriots defense sucks. Albert Haynesworth just [...]
Tom Brady sports a ponytail
Normally, the hair styles of NFL quarterbacks are no big deal, but when you are married to a superstar model and start to look more like Justin Bieber than a jock, fans take notice. Such is the case with Tom Brady. The New England Patriots quarterback caused a stir last season when his new mop [...]
GQ’s 25 coolest athletes ever includes Tom Brady, Joe Namath and Bo Jackson
Publications create lists to generate the “who’s on and who’s off” buzz. Gentleman Quarterly’s list of the 25 coolest athletes of all time shouldn’t disappoint. For starters, they only considered athletes post-1957 because “all time” began when GQ did. Most on the list are good picks; In fact, I can’t quibble with any of the [...]
Jets add fuel to Patriots rivalry
New York Jets defensive back Antonio Cromartie laid into Patriots quarterback Tom Brady this week, calling Brady an “asshole” and answering “fuck him” to a question posted by the New York Daily News. And despite appearing in the “No Hate” campaign, Cromartie said he hates Tom Brady. Shaun Ellis backed up Cromartie’s hatred with claims [...]
Tom Brady hate Jets, feeling is mutual
New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady hates the New York Jets and refuses to watch them on HBO’s “Hard Knocks” series. That’s fine with Jets coach Rex Ryan, who doesn’t like Brady and hate the Patriots. But Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez says of Brady, “I love you Tom.” It’s all part of an NFL rivalry [...]
Patriot fans think they look like Tom Brady
Tom Brady is rich, has three Super Bowl rings and a wife who’s a model. But based on a Boston Globe photo contest, there a lot of New England Patriots fans who think they could be his body double in a movie. The Globe has asked readers to submit photos of people who look like [...]
Tom Brady back on magazine covers
Just in time for the start of the NFL season, New England Patriots QB Tom Brady is showing up on magazine covers again, starting with Details. The pretty boy doesn’t uncover anything new in the photo spread: And no, he’s not holding a goat this time. Though I do like this tidbit that USA Today [...]
Tom Brady’s second kid on the way?
Tom Brady’s wife, Gisele Bundchen, is again rumored to be pregnant as an anonymous source has reportedly told People magazine that the model is expecting a baby. If it in fact is the case, why was Brady denying it just a couple weeks ago? How can you say, “One is enough. I have dogs and [...]
Quick hits: Pens, Magic, Favre, Brady
Magic have best shooting-percentage game in NBA Final history and beat the Lakers, bringing out the tired “It’s a series” cliche everywhere. Penguins force Game 7 of Stanley Cup Finals. So far, the home team is 6-0 in the series. Game 7 is at Detroit. The tea leaves this morning point to Brett Favre not [...]
Quick hits: Brady, Williams, Barcelona, Vikes
Red Wings beat Blackhawks to reach Stanley Cup finals. Lakers beat Nuggets for 3-2 lead. Peter King continues the Tom Brady love affair. Peyton Manning is still upset about coaching changes. Venus Williams saves match point, advances to French Open third round. All told, only eight seeded men have been ousted while 13 seeded women [...]
Quick hits: Magic, Brady, Indians, French
SI columnist thinks Magic fans have reason to worry about potential favorable treatment of LeBron James from the refs. Ever hear of a guy named Michael Jordan? While relocated WWE event in L.A. mocks beating up the Nuggets, Nuggets beat up the Lakers. Peter King has an interesting column this week with tidbits on Tom [...]