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New England Will Beat the Luccis
By
Cyd Zeigler
Should any
of us be surprised that Susan Lucci grew up just across the
river from Philadelphia in Garden City, N.J.?
I remember
how excited some people would get every time the Emmys
rolled around. This, they would say, was Lucci’s year. The
"All My Children" star had been nominated for a Best Daytime
Actress Emmy 11 times and had never won. This, on her 12th
try, would be it. She’d break the curse and win the award.
To her, just being nominated wasn’t enough anymore – she was
too hungry to be denied.
But, she
didn’t win it that 12th time. Or the 13th.
Not the 14th or 15th, either. On the
16th, people figured she had to win it. Nope. Nor
on the 17th. And still not the 18th.
The 19th time she was nominated, she finally won
the Emmy – at that point, shocking everyone.
Philadelphia is the Susan Lucci of sports. Just when you
think the old bat has been there too many times to lose
another one, she’ll choke it away just to remind you that,
no, this is not just a fluke.
Cyd's Wager
After the Pats win, Joe will change his
discussion board publicly displayed name – for two
weeks – to “Susan Lucci in Philly." |
The whole
area is infected!
Lucci’s
first nomination was in 1978. That was the same year the
Philadelphia Eagles ended a 15-year drought of playoff-less
football. It was also the year the Eagles started a new
tradition in Philadelphia – losing in the playoffs.
It could be
said the Eagles are even sadder sacks than Poor Ms. Lucci.
The Italian-American actress ended her drought in 1999; the
Eagles started their best string of choke jobs not soon
after.
Maybe the
Eagles should take the field in pumps and push-up bras; it
finally worked for Lucci; what the Eagles have been doing in
their cleats and pads obviously hasn’t worked since 1960.
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| Susan
Lucci at least won the big one once, which is
more than the Eagles can say about Super Bowls. |
It’s simply
charming to hear the Eagles fans crow about how their team
is going to win. It’s a delightful little sideshow, raising
the hopes of an entire city. It’s kind of like watching a
5-year-old at the county fair try to toss the tiny plastic
ring onto the bottle: you so want him to win that big
stuffed teddy bear, but you know he really has no idea how
to do it.
It’s just
too bad that this Eagles’ playoff run will end like the rest
of the city’s raised hopes in the last year – the choke jobs
of Philadelphia’s Smarty Jones, the St. Joe’s men’s
basketball team and even these very Eagles – with sad faces
stuffing their mouths with those growingly annoying cheese
steaks.
Meanwhile,
Boston has found its stride, and the stuff in the water that
brought championships this year to the Boston Red Sox and
these New England Patriots isn’t going to suddenly dry up in
the Quabbin Reservoir.
Still, it’s
entertaining to watch the media circus that is swirling
around Philadelphia.
The media
attention of the past week has been indicative of why the
Patriots will win. While the press has been focusing on the
Eagles' first trip to the Super Bowl in a really long time
(I was 9), and Terrell Owens' ankle and whether or not he'll
play, the Patriots have been quietly working, studying,
planning in Foxboro, protected from the prying press by
mountains of snow and two previous Super Bowl victories.
Luckily for
New England, Philadelphia, like Lucci each those 18 years of
misery, is the story.
I vividly
remember the last time a team repeated. The Denver Broncos
were a solid team and were solid favorites, hoping to win
their second Super Bowl in a row. Leading up to the game,
the media focused on the Atlanta Falcons, the Dirty Birds,
Jamal Anderson and Dan Reeves' rematch with his old team.
People (like myself) got completely fooled by watching
sports reporters convince themselves that somehow the lesser
team from the NFC had a chance-in-hell of winning the game.
We all know
how that one came out.
It’s the
way the Patriots want it. While they use “disrespect” as
motivation, they don’t really want to be the story. While
the Eagles would be happy with two weeks of hype and a ring,
the Patriots want more. For them, it’s about history. It’s
about taking their place with the ‘70s Steelers, ‘80s 49ers
and ‘90s Cowboys.
Just in
case the Patriots needed more motivation, they received a
lovely gem from Eagles
second-string-wide-receiver-come-starter-thank-you-very-much-T-O
Freddie Mitchell this past week who called out the Patriots’
cornerbacks and safety.
Seems
they’re not too bright in Philadelphia, either.
The
Patriots are the best team in football. They may be the best
team in American professional sports. No other group of men
are as selfless, as motivated and as committed to one
another and the ultimate goal as this Patriots team.
Even if I
hadn’t grown up on Cape Cod, I’d be a fan of this team. How
could you not? They are special – and you just can’t say
that about any other group of players (I really can’t call
any of the other franchises a “team” in comparison to the
Patriots) in the NFL.
Some people
claim that a quarterback can’t be considered great if he
hasn’t won a Super Bowl. Those people miss the mantra behind
the New England Patriots: the Super Bowl isn’t the measure
of a man, it’s the measure of a team. It’s those same people
who see all of the Pro Bowlers on the Eagles and figure
they’re they better team. But a team isn’t the collective
talent on the roster, it’s how a group of people play
together.
And none
play better than the Patriots.
How fitting
that the Eagles’ preseason should start with a 24-6
shellacking from the New England Patriots; their postseason
will end pretty much the same way.
And when
the final ticks of the clock have expired and Bill Belichick
has become the first coach ever to win three Super Bowls in
four years, Joe In Philly will change his discussion board
publicly displayed name – for two weeks – to “Susan Lucci in
Philly.” Just a little reminder that yes, my dear, the Susan
Lucci curse is for real.
New England
31, Philadelphia 6. David Patten should be the MVP, but it
will go to Tom Brady.
Cyd
Zeigler is co-founder of Outsports and grew up on Cape Cod
as a Patriots fan. |
Cyd Will Be Wrong
Once Again
By Joe Guckin
Once upon a
time, there was a team that reached a championship game for
the first time in many years. They faced an opponent that
was seemingly more talented, had won that game in the recent
past, and had the home-field advantage. Thus they were a
prohibitive underdog in that game. Not only did many experts
pick against them, but a lot of people didn’t even think it
would be competitive.
As it
turned out, the game was much closer than the so-called
experts imagined. Despite the loss of key players on defense
due to injuries they actually led the game at halftime, and
it took a last-minute interception to finally vanquish
them.
You might
remember it. Jan. 27, 2001. NFC Championship game. Rams 29,
Eagles 24. St. Louis was supposed to be unbeatable, but
indeed they were beaten a week later by the New England
Patriots in the Super Bowl. The Rams haven’t been the same
since.
Now we head
towards Super Bowl … umm … oh yeah, XXXIX. You know, next
year’s SB XL will be easier to remember, but on the other
hand it will be ripe for constant media references to it
being extra large. Oh, brother. Plus the game is in…brrrrrr…Detroit.
But I digress.
Joe's Wager
When the Eagles win, I want to see Cyd, in a
public venue, dressed in Eagles garb, sing the
Eagles Fight Song. |
New England
is now the seemingly unbeatable team and people are piling
on to award them the victory in advance, including one Cyd
Zeigler, who calls the game 31-6 for his beloved Pats over
the Eagles. Allow me, however, to remind you of two of his
previous picks: Falcons 27, Eagles 17 (later revised
downward to 13) and Vikings 27, Eagles 16. Both picks went
horribly, horribly wrong for him.
I also ask
you, when thinking about predictions, to think about one of
the co-champions of this year’s
Outsports NFL Pick 'Em game. We don’t need to name
him, but let’s just say it wasn’t Cyd, not by a long shot.
This same person told you in an Outsports article in 2002
not to count out the Eagles after Donovan McNabb’s broken
ankle put him out for the rest of the regular season and
many thought they’d lose the NFC East to the Giants. The
Birds ended up winning five in a row to put the division on
ice. Ok, it was me. I’m bragging. Sue me.
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| Boston
fans have become as obnoxious as Yankees fans. |
So this
seems to be a good point for a goofy wager. If the
politicians can do it, why can’t we? My proposal is this:
Sometime after the Eagles win, at a public venue – perhaps
the next Outsports Convention – I want to see Cyd, dressed
in Eagles garb, sing the Eagles Fight Song. Perhaps it can
be captured on video and posted on the Web for all to see.
Here are
some more things to ponder. Unlike that title game against
the Rams, this year’s Eagles aren’t hurting on defense. With
Jeremiah Trotter starting at linebacker, the defense is now
stalling their opponents’ running attack – witness the lack
of production from Atlanta’s DVD backfield (Dunn, Vick,
Duckett) in the NFC title game (the one where Cyd’s
prediction went horribly, horribly wrong).
The Birds
can also rely on three Pro Bowl starters in their secondary.
That, along with the pass rush bolstered by Jevon Kearse,
should help keep the Patriots’ passing game in check. And
while there’s a lot of talk about the genius of the New
England coaching and defensive schemes, Andy Reid and
defensive coordinator Jim Johnson aren’t exactly slouches.
There’s a reason the Eagles are undefeated in their first
game after a bye week during the Reid era. The Pats
shouldn’t expect to put huge numbers on the scoreboard.
So it’s up
to the Eagles to put enough points on the board. Overlooked
in the hype over Peyton Manning, McNabb became the first
quarterback to throw more than 30 touchdown passes and fewer
than 10 interceptions in a season. He’s been more accurate a
passer than ever before and, if need be, can still run it
himself. He is helped by an offensive line that is giving
him plenty of time to make plays, and by Brian Westbrook.
He’s quicker, more versatile and more dangerous than any
back the Eagles have had in years. He adds a dimension to
the offense that the Eagles haven’t had in their previous
playoff runs.
The X
factor is the man you all know and love, Terrell Owens. As I
write this, the word is that he will practice with the team
during the week leading up to the game, and he ran and cut
on the Eagles’ indoor practice field the last two days. If
he suffers no setbacks he’ll be used as the third wide
receiver. If he shows any kind of speed and ability to get
open the Pats’ defense will have to pay close attention to
him, which will help the other receivers (including
Westbrook, who lines up as a receiver at times).
The moral
of this fairy tale (no pun intended): Underestimate the
Eagles at your own risk.
Besides,
aren’t you all sick of the Boston fans and how they’re all
shiny happy people now? They’ve had two Super Bowl wins in
three years and saw the Curse of the Red Sox finally broken.
The people of Boston are now officially like Yankees fans –
they’ve had too much winning for their own good.
Championship parades are always more fun when there are
long-suffering fans who finally get to celebrate, and heaven
knows we’re suffering in Philadelphia. No city with teams in
the four major pro sports leagues – well, three major
leagues and the NHL – has gone longer without a
championship. On Super Bowl Sunday it will be 21 years, 8
months and 6 days since the 76ers won the NBA championship.
It’s time for this drought to end.
Eagles 20,
Patriots 16.
And we’ll
live happily ever after.
Joe
Guckin's handle on the
Outsports Discussion Board is "Joe in Philly," which
tells all you need to know about his loyalties.
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