I watched
lots of three games this weekend. That’s what you get in New
York City: lots of the New York teams, and they throw you
the Cowboys-Niners game for kicks.
JAGS-JETS
Before the
season, Curtis Martin and Chad Pennington both quietly
complained that the offense was hard to grasp. Herm Edwards
said Pennington would have to “ease” into the season. They’d
better stop easing. After three weeks, they are dead last in
the AFC East with two AFC losses.
The game
was plagued by mistakes on both sides of the ball. Dropped
punts, fumbles, interceptions. The Jets at times looked like
the most disoriented team in the league. Pennington has
fumbled the ball eight times (losing one) this season –
which matches the highest season-long total of his career.
Right now, his quarterback rating is just over 70, which is
the worst than any season-long rating of his career.
Pennington’s passes on Sunday were at times crisp, at times
crappy. In overtime, he was 1-for-4 with a sack and an
interception.
I watched
the game with a guy who’s a fan of Jets backup Jay Fiedler
because, as he said, he’s the greatest Jewish hope in the
NFL. I’ve heard a few people in the last year tell me that
“Jay Fiedler is better than you think.” Well, I think he’s
an average, barely serviceable, backup quarterback. On
Sunday, before being injured (after Pennington’s injury), he
went 2-for-3 for 19 yards. After 13 passes this season, he’s
got a quarterback rating over 100.
If I was
Herm Edwards, I’d start easing Jay Fiedler into the season
as soon as possible – Pennington just doesn’t have it this
year.
PATS-TOWELS
I said
before the game that this game would tell us if the Patriots
were the same Patriots that have won three of the last four
Super Bowls. In the last two seasons, every time they have
lost a road game, they have gone on to win the next game.
Three of those four times (in 2003 at Philadelphia, and in
2004 at St. Louis and the New York Jets), they have followed
the loss with a big road win against a playoff team.
So, it was
with enthusiasm that I put a couple coins on the Patriots
getting three in this game.
The
Patriots completely dominated this game. The score should
have been 33-13, it was that solid of a drubbing.
The
Steelers scored two touchdowns in the game. The first was on
an 85-yard pass play. It happens. The second came after a
dreadful pass interference call on Chad Scott on 4th
and 11 with 1:31 left. I watched that play on my DVR about
four times, also catching the slow-motion replay on CBS.
Quincy Morgan, the Steelers receiver, bumped Scott while the
pass was in the air, then Scott reached over to try to knock
the ball away and hit Morgan. At worst, this should have
been a penalty on both players. Instead, it was on the
Patriots.
Think the
Patriots aren’t the Patriots of old? After the Steelers
touchdown, it was Super Bowl XXXVI all over again. With 1:14
left, they started on their own 38 and worked the ball down
the field with two big pass plays to their running backs.
Kevin Faulk and Patrick Pass. Then it was another field goal
by Adam Vinatieri for the second crushing defeat to the
Patriots in the Steelers’ last four games.
By the way,
my bonehead coaching move of the week goes to Steelers coach
Bill Cowher. Up 10-7 late in the second quarter, the
Steelers attempted a 52-yard field goal. The longest field
goal ever made in that stadium is 48 yards. Of course,
kicker Jeff Reed missed the attempt. That gave the Patriots
the ball on their 42 with 2:34 left. It took a batted pass
and an interception with 40 seconds left in the game to keep
the Patriots from at least tying the game.
When Reed
missed the field goal, CBS showed a shot of Steelers coach
Bill Cowher. I’m not a mind reader, but it certainly looked
like he was thinking, “why did we not just punt that ball?”
The
Patriots later went for a 53-yard field goal. I disagreed
with that call, but it wasn’t a bonehead move. Pats kicker
Adam Vinatieri shares the record for longest field goal
there (48 yards, which he tied later in the game). And, down
by a field goal with 12:30 left in the third quarter, it
wasn’t such an egregious call. Still bad, but not bonehead.
Where does
this leave the Pats and Steelers? By my count, the Steelers
should be 3-0. They’re not. The Pats should be 2-1. They
are. The easy part of the schedule is over for the Steelers.
They won’t get back-to-back cupcake games again this season.
The Pats are in the middle of a brutal six-game schedule to
open the season. If they can come out of it at 4-2, they’ll
be looking good. If they’re 5-1, then I will officially
declare myself to have been dead wrong when I said in August
they aren’t the same team.
GINTS –
BOLTS
Jim nailed
this one, folks. He called it from 200 miles away. I thought
the Chargers would win, but I thought the final score would
be closer to the halftime score (21-20). Instead, the
Chargers asserted a few things. 1) They are contenders in
the division; 2) RB LaDainian Tomlinson is still the best
running back in the league; 3) the AFC is just better.
The Giants
also showed me something. They never quit and were in the
game until the fourth quarter. I still think the Giants will
be there in January.
OTHER
NOTES
Will people
finally give the Bengals the “respect” they deserve?
Probably not. But, if I’m the Bengals, I’m thrilled! The
talk is still about the Patriots, the Colts, the Eagles, the
Steelers. Cincinnati has simply gone out and put up a 3-0
record with two of those wins coming on the road!
Whether
Kansas City deserves the accolades I’ve been giving them,
we’ll find out Monday night. They don’t need to win the
game, in my mind – they just need to come out of it healthy
and holding their heads up high.
I, for one,
was not surprised by the Dolphins’ win. When they sucked
last year, it was because they didn’t have a solid running
game. Rookie Ronnie Brown has a 1,200-yard season in his
sights; with that defense, that’s about all they need out of
him. So, what will they do with Ricky Williams when he
becomes eligible to play in a couple weeks? The Raiders are
0-3; and Lamont Jordan, whom a certain someone declared
“this year’s Priest Holmes,” has a brutal rushing average of
3.0 yards per carry.
MY TOP
FIVE
1) Tampa
Bay - Many people expected them to be 0-3 right now.
They have two road wins and a drubbing of an AFC team.
Chucky's back....
2)
Kansas City - Which means they'll lose tonight; but, a
loss in Denver is expected.
3)
Cincinnati - They're 3-0 with the highest point
differential in the league.
4) New
England - I'm not sold, but I am certainly buying as
much as I can.
5)
Indianapolis - They're certainly better than I thought
they'd be. And that win at Baltimore was solid. I just wish
they were going to get a solid test before Halloween.
--The
gayest thing I saw all day was the end zone celebration
by Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Johnson. After
catching a touchdown pass against the Bears, Johnson did his
version of “River Dance.” All that was missing were a passel
of shirtless backup dancers.
--It
will take weeks to sort out, but Sunday’s 23-20 New
England win at Pittsburgh could prove to be one of the
season’s most pivotal games. Both teams are now 2-1, but had
the Steelers won they would have a two-game lead over the
Patriots in the AFC and made New England’s road to a
threepeat that much more difficult.
“They
showed us today why they're the champs,'' Steelers
linebacker Larry Foote said, and that about summed it up.
The Patriots started the game without three cornerbacks and
during the game lost star safety Rodney Harrison and Matt
Light, their best offensive lineman. They trailed throughout
much of the game, but wound up scoring three field goals and
a touchdown on their final four drives.
--The
game was exciting but filled with a bunch of bizarre or
dumb plays. The dumbest of them all came when Steelers
receiver Antwaan Randle El tried to lateral to Hines Ward at
the Patriots 11 in the second quarter. Ward, more intent on
blocking, wasn’t expecting the ball, wound up never gaining
control and the Patriots recovered. "It was a bonehead
play,'' Randle El said. `"The team rule is, if you're going
to try that play, you'd better make it.''
--Equally
dumb was the Steeler lineman who jumped offsides and
negated a 48-yard field goal by Jeff Reed. Pushed back five
yards, Reed missed the re-try.
--Finally,
the Steelers abandoned the run and left it up to shaky
quarterback Ben Roethlisberger (12 of 28) to try and win the
game. Big Ben wasn’t up to the task. It’s true that the
Steelers had a tough time running the ball, but they all but
gave up in the last 1 ½ quarters; that’s when teams should
play to their strengths and try and set a tone. All in all,
this is a loss that will likely haunt the Steelers all
season.
--Fox is
running a “Sexiest
Man” of the NFL contest on its website. This
prompted studio host James Brown to say: “The sexiest man in
the NFL competition was a big hit last week with the ladies
and maybe some guys as well.” He said the “some guys” line
looking right at Terry Bradshaw, who gave a “who me?” look.
The
contest is kind of lame, since it is more like the sexist
big name contest. How could any sexy man list NOT have
Patriots linebacker Mike Vrabel (right) or Lions QB Joey
Harrington?
--Actually,
the sexiest man I saw all day was the guy on the Old
Spice Red Zone ad. I have a DVR and my friends and I watched
Mr. Tight Abs in slo-mo several times.
--The
most entertaining game of the day was the San Diego
Chargers’ 45-23 win over the New York Giants where the teams
combined for 900 yards. Chargers running back LaDainian
Tomlinson did everything, rushing for 192 yards and three
touchdowns, and throwing for a touchdown.
--I
can’t remember a day when there were three missed extra
points, all of which had some level of importance. The
biggest miss was in Green Bay, where Packer kicker Ryan
Longwell shanked one in a 17-16 loss to Tampa Bay. It was
Longwell’s first miss after making 157 in a row.
The oddest
miss was in Philadelphia, where linebacker Mark Simoneau
kicked the ball into the back of a lineman. Simoneau had to
fill in after regular kicker
David Akers badly injured a hamstring. Akers gutted
it out later, making two PATs and the game-winning field
goal while in obvious pain. I didn’t understand why Eagles
holder Koy Detmer jumped on Akers after his game-winner;
that certainly couldn’t have helped his hammy.
The most
bizarre miss came from Dallas Cowboy Jose Cortez against the
San Francisco 49ers. As the San Francisco Chronicle
recounted: "After the
flubbed PAT, Cortez could be seen arguing with
325-pound teammate [Larry] Allen, a man who can bench-press
600 pounds. Not a wise move for a kicker. Allen reacted
angrily by popping Cortez in his facemask and driving his
helmet upward. Teammates walked Allen away from the kicker
back to the sideline." Cortez said Allen apologized and the
miss was more the result of a bad snap than anything Cortez
did.
--The
Packers are 0-3 for the first time in 17 years, while
the Cincinnati Bengals are 3-0 for the first time in 15
years. The Bengals defense intercepted five passes Sunday
against the Chicago Bears, giving them 10 in the last two
games. The last time a team had five picks in consecutive
games was in 1971.
--Can
someone explain how the Carolina Panthers can beat the
Patriots but lose to New Orleans and Miami?
--Speaking
of New Orleans, the Saints look done. The stress from
Hurricane Katrina, combined with playing three road games to
start the season have left them whipped. On Sunday, they
made the Minnesota Vikings look like a real team. It didn’t
help that the Saints fumbled the ball on the opening kickoff
for the second straight week, leading to a quick TD by the
previously winless Vikings.
--Time
for the Buffalo Bills to bench quarterback J.P. Losman.
He's terrible, throwing for only 75 yards on Sunday with one
interception and a lost fumble in a 24-16 loss to Atlanta.
He looks lost and the Bills season will quickly become lost
unless he's replace by Kelly Holmcomb, who at least knows
what a forward pass is.
--My Top
5:
1. New England (2-1):
I know they have a loss, but they are the champs until
someone beats them in a big game.
2. Indianapolis (3-0):
The Colts have allowed 16 points in three games. The offense
will be fine.
3. Cincinnati (3-0):
Carson Palmer is on his way to being an elite quarterback.
4. Pittsburgh (2-1):
Still a tough team, but the Pats are in their heads.
5. Tampa Bay (3-0):
Two road wins and Cadillac Williams is the first rookie to
rush for 100 yards in each of his first three games.