| Real
Quotes From A Real Gay Basher
By Jeff
Carlton
Albuquerque Tribune
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 What
follows are excerpts from July 8-12 broadcasts of "The Morning
Show With Dennis Glasgow" on KNML-AM (610). The co-host is Ian
Martin.
Monday, July 8
After the program went its first two
hours without a phone call from a listener, Glasgow said the show's
producer is gay and asked if anyone had seen him at a local gay
nightclub.
A promo ran calling the program
"the home of the fart sound," followed by several seconds of
sound effects.
Glasgow and Martin discussed drinking
urine and sex acts involving urination for several minutes.
Tuesday, July 9
The co-hosts discussed people urinating
in their morning coffee.
A promo described Glasgow as a former
porn star.
Another promo: "Don't like `The
Morning Show?' Turn the dial and (bleeped out) yourself." When
the show returned from break, Glasgow said, "I want all of you
fat, gay homos who don't like the show to take the advice (of the
promo). If you're fat or you're gay or both, don't listen."
"If you're fat and gay, you
probably can't do that," Martin said.
"Exactly, you homo," Glasgow
said.
"All you fat, gay people who don't
like flying Southwest Airlines or listening to the show, you're
listening to `The Sports Animal,'" Glasgow said.
"I have faith in you, Ian, except
for that big, fat gay guy who can't fly Southwest Airlines and won't
listen to the show," Glasgow said.
Glasgow said the poll question of the
day is "Will (fellow KNML personality) Bob (Clark) tell the
listeners to go screw themselves, including the gay ones?"
After noting that someone had
complained on the show's Internet message board about the co-hosts'
comments: "We make fun of the heteros as much as the gay ones. We
don't discriminate on the morning show, as you are aware,"
Glasgow said.
During a game of "Trivial Pursuit
Tuesdays," Glasgow requested that callers identify themselves as
gay or straight. When callers didn't, he hung up on them.
Wednesday, July 10
The co-hosts played a game called
"American or Canadian."
"I'm thinking about doing a show
called `Canadian or Gay,'" Glasgow said.
Martin responded with "I don't
know if you can be Canadian and gay."
"We should play `Fat or
Gay,'" Glasgow said later.
"Ain't nothing but gay men
listening to us," Glasgow said. "You know I don't
discriminate against gays. I want the gay men and women of Albuquerque
to listen to us. I am friends with them. I do not discriminate."
Thursday, July 11
Promo: "Welcome to `The Morning
Show.' Its favorite drink: Kahlua and cream. (In an effeminate voice)
Would you like a little fruit in that, you homo?"
Friday, July 12
Glasgow made a vague reference to a
complaint about the way he speaks about gays.
"By the way, cards and letters
from the gay community came in supporting me," Glasgow said.
"No, they didn't," Martin
said. "Were they in pink envelopes?"
Glasgow on exercise guru Richard
Simmons: "He might be gay." Then in an effeminate voice:
"That perm looks fabulous. It's stupendous."
The co-hosts play a call-in show called
"Name That Tune: The Gay Õ80s." Callers indicate their
sexual orientation. When somebody correctly identified a song, Glasgow
said, "We have a gay winner." |
